gopher mayo

gopher mayo is a phrase to confuse someone with.

"Hey! Gopher mayo!" "What?"

by mary and isabella July 19, 2016

mayonaise mama

another slang term for white girls.

damn check out the boobies on dat mayonaise mama!

by gorilla tities April 25, 2010

ketchup & mayo volcano

A big red zit with a big white tip. Squeezing causes a massive & violent eruption of ketchup & mayo.

Mark was going to ground and pound poor Danny Dork, but, Danny Dork squoze the ketchup & mayo volcano that was on his own forehead and shot the zit-based condiments into Mark's eye and mouth causing Mark to instantly scream and run to the boy's bathroom.

I guess Danny Dork won that fight. Now no one fucks with him. Zit Man!

by Little Amy June 11, 2006

droppin mayo

or droppin mayonnaise

AKA shooting one's load, skeet skeet skeet.
The launching of liquid semen from a male upon reaching orgasm.
Known to cause stains.

Guy 1: Yo, what'd you do last night?
Guy 2: I was up late droppin mayo all over your mom's sweet face. OOOHHHHH!

by Crunchyness December 22, 2007

Stinko de Mayo

1. the day after Cinco de Mayo at all the fairgrounds where festivities were held.
2. smelly place

Man the waterfront is going to be Stinko De Mayo tomorrow!

by Bud E Love May 5, 2003

madison/mayodan

Nestled in the foothills of the Blue Ridge mountains in Rockingham County, NC, there are two towns that are intertwined more than the gene pool of most of the residents. To say the least, there is a white trash problem there.

There are two things to do for fun: play everyone's favorite guessing game "meth heads or hillbillies" or join the locals on the football field at McMichael High School with a beer cooler and watch mobile homes go up and down US 220. "Oh shit, here comes a double wide, someone won the lottery!"

A trip to Walmart is a quick reminder that you won the genetic lottery. If you are wearing a collared shirt and decent jeans, I promise you're seriously overdressed. Not to mention random mid 90s F350s hitting the light poles in the parking lot. Just be sure to not step on a heroin syringe.

If you're going on a test drive in a Jaguar or BMW from the local dealership, make sure the dealer plate is on the back bumper, because local PD will stop you for driving while black. It's a much more serious problem than the drug epidemic that runs rampant.

Lastly, if you intend to drop out of McMichael High School, it's mandatory that you have to have at least 3 kids or 2 and they're a product of incest.

Madison/Mayodan, what's the difference? You better watch your mouth boy if you know what's good for you

by Charliefoxtrot15336 October 15, 2019

man mayoed

Just before shooting your wad inside her, pull out and jerk off in your hand - then when she asks what you're doing, slap her in the face paint-brush style and scream:
"YOU'VE BEEN MAN-MAYOED!"

"We had a nice dinner, movie and some drinks - then he took me home, man mayoed me and left. Asshole!"

by Monkeyfuck McGrew January 13, 2005