Glitch in the Matrix

The rare combination of a ‘Ghost wipe’ and a ‘Ghosty’.

After taking a dump, Jake was surprised when he wiped and found no sign of fecal matter on the toilet paper. Intrigued, he stood up and was astonished to find no sign of the shit that he had just birthed. Questioning himself “Did I even take a shit?”. This is known as a “Glitch in the Matrix”

by Duss Duss January 25, 2022

matrix dodge

When you subconsciously dodge something. Usually that something is coming at you very quickly, such as a projectile object.

My former doubles partner Kristen matrix dodged the tennis ball I accidentally hit at her.

by shaley720 July 13, 2007

matrix

1. To spend a significant portion of a day or even a week watching without pause back to back episodes from multiple seasons of a single television series, replacing the experience of one's own reality and resulting in lingering effects on one's consciousness, once the final episode has been watched. 2. To re-set one's own immediate depressive state by immersing oneself in a mediated one (television, film, online social forum, amusement park, etc.) for an extended, but ultimately temporary, period of time.

Jan was in such a funk that she withdrew into her dorm room with a Costco carton of microwaveable popcorn to matrix on the complete seven seasons of Wire in the Blood, emerging three days later with a slight British accent and a less slight case of paranoia.

by Rugbyfitty May 26, 2011

Matix

Someone who is smart, beautiful, short.

Do you see that matix? She's short

by Short ass October 24, 2020

Mannix

N;V a mannix, to mannix ; mannixing
1. Using an obscure TV show as an excuse.
2. Referring to young romantic encounters.
Used usually in a sarcastic question.

You were just watching Mannix?
You just on the couch all night watching mannix?
You were Mannixing all night?
Just Mannix, huh?
Did you enjoy the mannix episode?

by ZZZsnosleep December 20, 2010

Matrix Revolutions

The third and final movie in the Matrix trilogy. In which the war between the humans and machines is finally resolved, and Neo kicks Agent Smith's ass once and for all.

Even though the Matrix Revolutions has some of the best effects ever, it's still the worst in the Matrix trilogy.

by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog November 15, 2003

enter the matrix

sucked

by Anonymous July 31, 2003