Mathias is the coolest guy you will ever see. If he gets too cool throw some money at him and he will disappear instantly. If anyone says he is not the most powerful man in the world you should eat them for lunch.

How will be the new ruler of the world?
-Mathias Harket Birkeland

by Mathias Harket Birkeland February 8, 2017

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Gorilla Monk Mathias

When a person is unhappy because of a certain event, so they go gorilla mode.

-Hey why isnt Mathias here?

-Oh he's Gorilla Monk Mathias, because of last night.

by JayJaylol30 May 18, 2024

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Mathias

Is a fat dwarf and is aggrassive as fuck and will use every insult he has and might be racist as fuck

Guy: Hey Mathias
Mathias: *Attacks in dwarf*

by MrGofye September 6, 2024

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mathias

there's only one guy that wears this name.
He has a huge dick and massive balls and are very gentle when it comes to ladies.

he is also a good guy when it comes to friendship. but when all know the only reason he has friends is cause they wanna suck his gigantic dick.

-Do you know who is the best pornstar?
-of course i do... Mathias and his huge cock. he always makes his partner lick his massive balls.

by TjockiZMatte December 5, 2016

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