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the matador

It is a threesome sex position. It involves a woman getting in the doggie style position with her hair in pig tails. The pig tails are representing the horns of a bull. While person A is thrusting on the bull, person B (the matador) stands across the room with his penis exposed and erect. With person A thrusting in mid-stroke, the bull runs toward the matador and proceeds to perform oral sex on him. After several seconds of fellatio, the matador removes his penis and runs to the other side of the room, and they repeat the process until all participants finish.
Bob: Man I am so tired
Tyrone: Why is that?
Bob: Man, me and Ricky did the matador on Rachel last night
by Polo22 January 8, 2016
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The Matador

When your having sex doggystyle and you ram your partners head into the headboard or wall so hard it knocks them out. You then throw the covers over their head and scream Olé!
My wife got me a tie for my birthday so I gave her The Matador later that night.
by CLIckAble August 19, 2016
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Northeast Mexican city where most of the people are burned by the sun and a population of around 300,000.

Population composed on 80% by Nacos and the other 20% by drug dealers. Their main food are the Tacos and Tortas and their Predilect music is the Cumbia and the Corridos.

It is also home to the biggest naco ever known to Mexico Rigo Tovar. Singer of famous songs like "El Sirenito" and "Mi Matamoros Querido"
"Mi Matamoros Querido" - (Mi Beloved Matamoros)
by Lare2 December 21, 2006
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Mattapoisett

A small town where a bunch of fuck faces live, where the cops have nothing better to do then harass all the kids and they dont like black people, there is a bunch of snobby douches and it sucks for skateboarding.
Kid - You live in mattapoisett?

Douche - Yes.

Kid - Fuck Face.
by berry and kyle August 7, 2008
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malapoopism

an act or habit of misusing words ridiculously, esp. by the confusion of words that illustrate that you are full of crap.
"All human beings begin their life as feces," is one of Bush's most famous malapoopisms.
by Thann January 21, 2007
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Matao

extremely attractive woman, great body and awesome personality. super active person, easy going, good at keeping secrets and very trustworthy.
my good friend Matao
by MATAOOOOOOO November 27, 2011
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Matador

A man who has a parted beard or has the ability to part his beard.
"Look, another Matador walking around".
by Denny Brad July 23, 2011
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