Masturbiting

The act of eating a food so delicious that it feels as though your mouth is having an orgasm.

Who ate all the brownies in the fridge?

Sorry, I was masturbiting last night.

by faldainofthirst August 20, 2010

maskurbating

Wearing a mask for protection when you're completely alone (self-gratification).

Everywhere I go these days I see people maskurbating in their cars.

by Bill Guindon June 13, 2020

masturbating

somethign to do to pass the time

i sure do like masetarbagting more than i like goinng to see all those wierd relatives i don't liek them but i do sure like meaterbatging!!

by wallis & futuna islands June 7, 2004

masturdating

Is taking yourself out on a very special date because you know you're going to be single forever. It is also a dating trend, so hop on it! ;)

John: Hey dude, what were you up to yesterday?

Lucas: Oh I was masturdating...

John: What!?

Lucas: No bro, you're so wrong, masturdating, there's a "d" their bro!

John: *shook*

by hoe- Heaven On Earth June 23, 2019

big rubber masturbating shoes

The Crocs that Deadpool where's to jerk off.

I can't wait until I get home and masturbate with my big rubber masturbating shoes

by NFG_Bleachy July 10, 2017

Masturbaking

Self pleasure through baking goods or cooking foods.

I caught my brother Masturbaking this weekend, it was a real mess and he didn't let me have any of the cake.

by William Andrew Butler January 21, 2008

masterbating

ppl who cant spel b-cuz day do dis to much

ne u cyber? i "masterbate"

by Wigga May 9, 2003