minge marmite

when the ass is wiped from the wrong direction causing shit to be pulled forward covering the minge in poo, thus making it look like marmite.

minge covered in shit

shitty minge
minge marmite

by poooooooo March 29, 2012

marauder of the marmite motorway

A derogatory term for a homosexual male

Julian Clary

by postie April 6, 2004

Henry marmite breath

Henry the type of guy to lick his big black fingers clean after a filthy five guys on Saturday to then eat a family size pack of monster munch. Henry says he going to lose weight but never does as he is so fat and sticky. The gap in Henry’s tooth is bigger than his future, You could fit a pencil through the gap in his teeth while also eating those crunchy eye boogas

Henry marmite breath is the type of guy to eat the dirt in his fingernails

by Sumink November 29, 2021

Marmite

Steals gf's
He wont come for you tho cuz you aint got a gf haha

Person: Marmite wtf
Marmite: moans in a bubbly way

by dyplodonkalus March 20, 2021

Marmite bagel

Used to describe an anus slightly coated in shit.

Would you like to come back to mine for a marmite bagel?

Your marmite bagel last night was phenomenal

You will never touch my marmite bagel again

by Hassdog January 23, 2022

marmite monster

that is showing to little black kids

look at those marmite monsters stealing a tv

by francois jacobs July 14, 2022

marmite Smurf

A black person

Did you see that marmite Smurf

by Boersuenkkie01 February 10, 2023