Markis is a helper. Someone who ALWAYS puts someone else before themselves. The exact opposite from lazy. Never really does anything wrong so people don’t have a reason to be mad at him. People are mad at his reactions to their bullshit. Markis has a childish heart and is most likely has daughters. He probably has different cartoon socks for each emotion he has. Invests in a lot of figurines or knickknacks. Most likely is a kingdom hearts fan. Extremely spiritual, Has multiple talents and overall is a perfect person.
He is a diamond in the rough. Studies shows you can only get a Markis every couple centuries so treat him right
by Hanna Buratto June 6, 2025
Get the Markismug. And not the one you're thinking of...
Hym "It never ceases to weird me out and amuse me. We got marky marc. We got this chick (and, yes, that IS what I'm into). Weird. It's just weird guys. Creeps me right the fuck out. And then we got Dr. JeepJorp and it's like. You keep trying to make it about the things I say about women and retards but... I refuse to move past the people watch me all the God damn time. I know what I said Jorpson. I was there. I don't care. Like, my perception of reality isn't the problem here."
by Hym Iam February 17, 2023
Get the Marky marcmug. When someone in upper management only works until lunch every work day and immediately leaves to play golf and drink fancy cocktails.
Hey is markie in the office? No he’s pulling a markie he left after lunch to play golf and sip apple martinis.
by That guy 2002 October 19, 2023
Get the Pulling A Markiemug. marky is the most handsome person eva. even tho he thinks he is corny he isn’t. he just has a way with words. he always talks abt his tiny pp tho red flag.
person 1: omg is that marky aponte the guy dating val the most amazing person
person 2: omg yeah with his blonde locks of course
person 2: omg yeah with his blonde locks of course
by BIMMY JR June 6, 2022
Get the Marky Apontemug. Markis is a very kind and happy boy !! He is very clumsy and not the smartest but he sure is the best friend/bf you could have. Markis is a very good person, you should really keep him in your life.
by chongyun February 25, 2022
Get the Markismug. Marky is a noun mean a guy from Connecticut usually very good in the sack; hung like a horse. Knows how do you get a girl going; has many friends, and is very loyal to them and skills orally meaning he can really go down on a girl.
by MCSTAX November 23, 2022
Get the Markymug. by Marky_THEREAL March 26, 2024
Get the Markymug.