Malito

A mexican slang word use to refer to a retarded knigga that is either actually fully autistic and thinks hes playing call of duty when hes just shooting up a school ,or a fucktart that is embarresing themselve just by showing up at school and probably a drugie

Ex,
Malito kid: blast *PUMPED UP KICKS* during passing periods
Secuirty guards: *tackle the absolute out of him*
Crowd: Damn
Diego: WHAT THE FUCK DID I TELL U LAST TIME U MALITO BASTARD

by anonymous June 13, 2019

manditory abortions

The brilliant idea founded by a great thinker who went by the internet alias "normalboy"; stating that abortions should be manditory in order to 1) bring down the population, 2) decrease the rate of idiots that roam the planet, and 3) to anger absolutely anyone who found abortions to be wrong.

"I'm tellin ya, if we had manditory abortions, we wouldn't have all these idiots for presidents, and not to mention all the japoseurs would be gone. :D"

by Normalboy June 21, 2004

maldito

damn, as in when u hit ur thumb with a hammer or ur pissed off

maldito lo que mi importa
i dont give a damn
~nikita~

by nikita April 12, 2004

Malding

The act in which someone is angry and balding.

Xavier Quentin Chad is Malding. Just look at his 90 degree hairline PepeLaugh

by SoloPrestige August 25, 2019

maliit titi

Maliit titi: A guy with a small penis.

Friend: I fuck your girl

But she said Maliit titi...

by lolcdjkn March 17, 2017

Maditus

A condition in which the sufferer is under the constant impression that they are the toughest shit on the block and should be recognised by all for this achievement.

Mad Guy: Then I like benched 100 kilograms to finish my 20 hour gym sesh.
Guy whispers to friend: Why is he telling us this?
Friend: He's got maditus

by DJFM April 21, 2011

Mandition

A tradition that every man should participate in or be labeled as womanly.

Tom: "Dude, are you growing a mustache for no shave november?"

Dave: "No Tom, no shave november is gay."

Tom: "Your breaking a mandition, dude, you gotta be queer."

by Seff343 October 31, 2011