Malakai

Primate, usually found only on the Virgin Islands but was recently also discovered in south florida. His primary food source is his own mucus which he harvests with his bare hands by blowing his breaths through his nose. This is a very aggressive species which is hard to tame, however it has been reported, that if you throw a banana at it, it will be pleased and calm down.

Malakai: ugh ugh I beat you up
Normal peace loving Individual: throws a banana at his head and walks away.

by JosefromdaHoods January 16, 2009

malaka

Someone who repeatedley spanks the monkey!

Peter is the biggest malaka in the world!

by dimis January 8, 2004

Malakai

Very cool

Malakai is very cool.

by Not Malakai June 23, 2020

Malokian

a. inhabitant or decendant of an inhabitant of malokia
b. little stupid ass banging theifs
c. decendant of the great Father Damien

are extremely stupid and cannot swim, but will get into water to steal things possibly from other malokians who drowned previously. report malokians to your local I.Q. controll office

by ha ah ha November 4, 2003

Malaki Mannen

Malaki Mannen är en man som bara andvänder Malaki kräm. Malaki mannen är oftast en man som spelar pingis och spelar på malaki regler.

Malaki Mannens namn börjar oftast på S detta kan dateras från medel-tidernas grekland där författaren till "in the Life of St. Andrew the Fool and in the Life of St. Niphon" andvänder Malaki mannens psedonym som SAM.

Vart är Sam?
-Menar du Malaki Mannen?

by The founder of Malaki February 28, 2020

Malakhai

Sexy talented guy that knows how to make you finish

I love when Malakhai fucks me

by jclough03 September 28, 2021

Malaki & Daija

Most cutest couple ever Daija being super thick and Malaki playing basketball.they are your ideal couple the always N forever couple.And once you get grt to know them you learn yo know that they really love eachother like they are FREAKY ASF AND DONT KNOW WHEN TO STOP!!!!

Awwww look say Malaki & Daija

by Tjeimmons November 22, 2021