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Madden and chill 

When you have no social life and no girl to call to come over to "Netflix and chill". A subtle way to say you'll be at home, alone, watching porn.
Status update-" wow... home on a Friday night again. I can get used to this. Madden and chill time."
Madden and chill by Dr Tra December 21, 2015

Madden Arcade

A very embarrassing, spirit crushing move used only by the epitome of Madden/Madden Arcade players in which you dodge an opponents player using only your joysticks.

This may cause the other player to ear rape you with constant profanity as you have made them fail so badly that they look like a fool with their pants on the ground.
"Hahaha! You have just been Madden Arcaded. How do you feel?"
"I feel like fucking you sideways with a pitchfork. That was bullshit and I bet you can't do it again."

Madden 2005 

1. EA's true source of income

2. A yearly football game

3. A crappy game that offers nothing to the consumer except for roster updated and a soundtrack change.
Dude! I just got that Madden 2005! It has more songs than the last one
Madden 2005 by Dreyfal Hyatt December 23, 2004

Madden and chill 

When you and your girl love madden which is a football game and play madden instead of Netflix
Come over and madden and chill with me
Madden and chill by Sassygemini August 13, 2016

madden bell 

one who is obsessed with his clothes and has 15+ girlfriends at a time and they all accept eachother.
madden bell dropped Makayla and started dating Abby, Elizabeth, and Laura.