Mung 

Crud. A nasty substance, perhaps a deviation of "dung".

Oooooo. It's got mung on it!

Mung by Mike Briant May 13, 2005

mung 

the mucus that is released when you poop.

I put the mung in his mouth when he was sleeping

mung by dranglemaster May 10, 2008

mung 

A condition resulting from unintentionally consuming human feces, as from food prepared without proper sanitation techniques. Symptoms include lethargy, loss of appetite, intestinal upset, and general malaise.

Damn it man, I've been laid up for a week with the mung... You'd better learn to wash your hands between shitting and cooking.

mung by nols student May 16, 2009

Mung 

When you press on a pregnant womans womb, lots of creamy yellow pus comes out of the vagina. It tastes like peanuts.

Evelyn: I'm starting to produce mung

Daisy: Ahh thats nice!

Mung by Buttfukka January 5, 2010

mung 

A modified, and very special form of Extra Spearmint sugar free chewing gum. The modification involves adding the simple inscription 'MUNG' with horizontal lines above and below to the face of the chewing gum packet before it is opened, in permanent black marker pen. Mung is far superior to ordinary chewing gum.

This type of Mung bears no relation to other definitions of the word such as the bean or the unpleasant liquid substance.

That curry made my breath smell, do you have any Mung?

mung by Tommy d of Broadstairs December 28, 2006

mung 

The dirt, dead skin, and oil mixture that cakes up when you rub your skin vigorously, usually when showering has been skipped for several days. It has a grayish-green color and the consistency of clay. It smells earthy with with a musty finish.

He loved making sculptures out of his freshly rubbed mung.

mung by B-RaddaR-B July 21, 2011

mung 

To smash something or kick something really hard, far away. although this is totally pointless and inconvienient, it also shows how extreme the "Munger" is.

Man he really Munged that ball into the bushes... He must be Extreme.

That Munger really smashed that chair, what a Munger

mung by samwise gamgee December 28, 2005