Michael Jordan Skirge 

When someone does all of the heavy lifting for their team, leading to a victory. Origins for the phrase date back to 2000 US Nationals when Jon Finkel nearly defeated Chris Benefal with a lone Skittering Skirge.

"That one skirge may just attack 7 times to deal 21 points of damage. That's... Michael Jordan Skirge!"

Michael Jordan Skirge by Gamerlingo September 29, 2022

im the Michael Jordan of

a statement people use to say that they are amazing in a paticular thing.

jim: yo dude im the michael jordan of halo, noone can stop me.
bill: yeah man you dominate.

im the Michael Jordan of by Normal everyday guy January 26, 2011

Make Like Michael Jordan and Fade Away! 

Originator of the Word: The Heretic Assassin

Meaning: A Dirty South New Orleans hood version of "Make Like a Banana and Split!" or "Make like a Tree and Leave" when somebody annoys you and you want them to part from your presence or when you are about to leave from someone's presence

Man when I realized that this dumb ass dude wasn't gonna conceive what I tried to teach him, i simple told the nigga to Make Like Michael Jordan and Fade Away! And he departed from me.

Make Like Michael Jordan and Fade Away! by The Saint from The 4 March 7, 2011

The Michael Jordan 

You are plowing this chick in the missionary position. Then, when you are about to cum. You stick your tongue out sideways out of your mouth, and point your penis up and cum in the air. Then, you grab the cum in midair and slam it in her face (hopefully her mouth)

The Michael Jordan

The Michael Jordan by ThatGuyYouHopeToBe April 19, 2009

the michael jordan v2 

When you are f ing a girl in the ass you pull your penis out right before you are about to blow your load and stick your tongue out and then catch it on your tongue and spit it in the girls face.

i was fucking your mom and sister and a little bit of your dad on the side(but he was pretty much just watching)when i thought of the michael jordan v2 and it was so AMAZING!!!

the michael jordan v2 by PROninjaBEESH March 10, 2010

threw you a michael jordan 

When the plug gives you 2.3g for 20 bucks.

White dude: Hey man can I pick up a dub?
*Hands 20 dollars
Plug: Thanks dude I threw you a Michael Jordan!
White guy: Sweet!

threw you a michael jordan by trut11 April 23, 2018

the Michael Jordan of 

Someone who is considered as the greatest in their respective sports

Messi is the Michael Jordan of football

the Michael Jordan of by d3adp0ol23 January 31, 2024