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mascular

look how mascular i am
look at william, he’s so mascular
by scaroline January 18, 2022
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masculinemonty

fnaf tiktoker. he loves montgomery gator. his name is hiro, but he also goes by félix, monty, and bonnie. he’s omnisexual and transgender. he’s a weirdo too.
“hey do you know the tiktoker ‘masculinemonty?’”
“no. why?”
“oh… well, he posts stuff about monty and thinks it’s funny.”
“i’ll check it out.”
by mqngled April 17, 2022
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Masculofting

Performing mid-level acts of strength or athleticism to falsely appear strong or in shape
John: “Wow! Look at Keith lift those chairs with nothing but one arm!”
Fred: “John you numbskull! Those chairs are each five pounds! He’s just masculofting!”
by RichardLong6969 July 11, 2023
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Evolutionary Masculinity Theory

The theory that posits men can solve any challenge set before them by utilizing one of two fundamental, evolutionary paradigms. These paradigms are as follows: 1) The man can overcome any obstacle by pounding his way out and 2) what cannot be pounded out can be sexualized.
The alpha females were oppressing the beta males. When the beta males failed to overcome the female through poundage, they engaged in sexualizing their own inferiority by embracing their own cuckoldage. Thence, the alpha females submitted to the Evolutionary Masculinity Theory and lost their will to oppress, thus perpetuating the Inferior Female Theory.
by zeezer43 July 17, 2021
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Prideful Masculinity

Prideful Masculinity : tendency for some men to refuse to ask for help/assistance from others and/or to admit mistakes no matter the costs
John, due to his prideful masculinity refused to ask for directions in the huge city. As a result, we were lost for hours.

The Leader, due to his Prideful Masculinity, did not ask for and refused to accept other countries assistance in providing effective vaccines to combat the Pandemic. As a result, the economy suffered and hundreds of thousands died
by deadbeatles December 30, 2022
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Toxic masculinity

dominant form of masculinity wherein men use dominance, violence, and control to assert their power and superiority.
Mother: let’s go to the park ash!

Son: get back to the kitchen you woman

Mother: stop with this toxic masculinity!
by Daveandmike123 June 3, 2022
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Toxic masculinity

Toxic masculinity is a term that was invented by women nobody wants to fuck, to describe the men, that women do want to fuck.

- Top G
Susan : "Ah, I hate men and toxic masculinity."
Andrew: "These toxic masculine men, have built this city and made sure you're ok, you dumbass."
by Vlad2006582 December 29, 2022
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