M*A*S*H-turbating

Masturbating to the movie or television show M*A*S*H.

Person 1: "Hey, I noticed there was a box of tissues next to the living room TV and your complete series box set of M*A*S*H was out. You weren't..."

Person 2: "Yes, I was M*A*S*H-turbating."

by Mr.ChrisHansen October 23, 2012

B A M F 'S

BAD ASS MOTHERFUCKERS...

...like jessi h. and mariah w.

steve Look at those B A M F 'S!
john Who? Oh them? Don't worry about them--thats just Jessi and Mariah...their pretty kewl
steve sweet

by ILJHSM December 03, 2007

S&M

sex and masturbation

so how about that s&m last night?

by transparent tape. January 27, 2009

I L Y S M I W K M S F Y

Why is it, ' ily ' and not, 'I love you so much I would kms for you'

A: I L Y S M I W K M S F Y
B: <33

by b-baka uwu April 27, 2022

S&M club

A club that people join so they can pratice sadism and masochism on each other and have sex while doing it.

Are you in that S&M club?

by Deep blue 2012 November 12, 2009

married s&m

Married S&M. Snoring & Masturbating. When the wife snores in the bedroom and the husband masturbates in another room.

Guy 1- What's your secret to being married so long? Guy 2- S&M. Guy 1- Wow, you wife likes bondage? Guy 2- No, Married S&M, she snores and I masturbate.

by supersab October 11, 2010

S-M-H

means shaking my head. abbreviated

he did not just wear that shirt S-M-H.

by babyG s'rah August 13, 2006