Lex Luger

A washed-up, cocaine-fiending wrestler who can only stay out of jail long enough to get arrested while on a coke binge.

Person 1: Hey, did you hear Lex Luger is in jail again?
Person 2: Won't he die already?

Person 1: What the difference between Lex Luger and an illegal immigrant?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: An illegal immigrant can't come into the country, and Lex Luger can't leave the country because he has warrants.

by N.O. Treal December 28, 2005

lunerfest

A goober who dances on tiktok and is the owner of the cum zone server on discord

Friend 1: Man if I was like lunerfest I would get all the pussy
Friend 2: Yeah man same here I wish

by 永Speed October 26, 2019

Lazerbeam

A man that is obsessed with yelling the word yeet. He loves this word so much that he tattooed it to his body.

Person 1: hey have you seen lazerbeam
Person 2: yes he is the best YouTuber in the world

by Lazerbeam is the best January 7, 2020

Desk Lugered

The act of lying about finding a prized/rare/expensive object in a cheap piece of furniture/happenstance occurance.

Phrase comes from the popular "I bought a desk at a yard sale, and when I got home, there was a Luger in the drawer!"

Rick: "Hey, did you hear how Justin found thirty bucks in that old book he bought?"

Tom: "You just got Desk Lugered, pal. There was no money."

Rick: "Awww......"

by Tinman762 October 8, 2011

Grundle Luber

The term grundle luber doesn't necessarily have to refer to a person who actually lubricates the grundle; it can be used to refer to someone who is an all around d-bag. Also a good drug smuggling alias.

Tommy loves a greasy grundle cause he's a grundle luber.

Quit being a grundle luber and chip in.

Yeah man, send the pills addressed to Grundle Luber.

by The1andonly December 15, 2007

lozer

a person that is crazy or funny

lol dude ur a lozer.
omg there was this lozer walking down the street.

by swimmerrw May 29, 2007

LUErker

Someone who goes to LUElinks, but does not post or contribute links. He leeches off of other LUEsers, and is not known at all. And when they do post it is a WTF situation.

morgulking75 "So i was fapping the other day."
*random LUErker* "Was it tasty?"
morgulking75 "WTF! Who the hell are you?"

by Morgulking75 May 1, 2005