Limping Coyote

A woman so ugly that looking at her makes your dick limp. A trick comprised of placing a poster or image in the line of sight during intercourse, used by high school and college boys to extend their sexual encounters or to prevent premature ejaculation.

Dude, is that poster of Donatella Versace your limping coyote?

by FRAGSTER23 November 30, 2016

limping balls

Balls that became so small like a limping cow.

Kevin's limping balls are fartingly painful after a major shook up at the Jerking club.

by Mewmewcow September 21, 2017

Lamping

To merk rodents and small mammals with a small caliber rifle or airsoft gun. Preferably with Mr. Meyers in or around Sommerset, PA.

The Meyer's just took me and the missus lamping on vacation. Sum good eatin afterwards.

by Jimbobcooterville December 28, 2019

Limping Jack

An individual vulnerable to persuasion especially those who are emotionally weak.

Melvyne only goes for limping jacks because he doesn't like confident women.

by GarTig December 30, 2019

LumMingSeng

A total horse shit ,but handsome as fuck.

LumMingSeng is a total jackass

by Lummmmm November 23, 2021

Lamping

To hang out and relax, inside or on the street, by yourself or with others.

The crew is lamping in Queensbridge every day.

by qbc94 June 4, 2022

Lumpine

Because it should be a word.

Lumpine should be a word.

by Aceyducey August 8, 2022