lump sum cum

A penile discharge that is one large tad-pole like sperm instead of millions of tiny ones.

Yeah, she blew me, but couldn't handle the lump sum cum and spat it out onto the floor. It wriggled for like five minutes before I had to squash it.

lump sum cum by The Great Brogan November 13, 2011

Lump Nugget 

A chicken-shit that wasn't ground up correctly and still has lumps of retard in it making it gross and intolerable.

Bitch fuck you that's as nice as I get you lump nugget.

Lump Nugget by BaByQzz January 5, 2016

lump of cheese

a fat bitch.

brita: o fuck devin, lump of cheese 12 o’clock
me: oh damn she chunky

lump of cheese by lilpumpstan69 April 21, 2018

lump sucker 

A guy who is into fat chicks. Usually super skinny sometimes almost anorexic.

see Chubby chaser

jimmy: Hows Larson doing?
fredrick: He's dating Felicia
Jimmy: That lump sucker

lump sucker by Fredward Jenkins November 12, 2014

lump sum donation 

Ejaculating a load of jizz into/onto someone. Often times it is used in reference to lump sum cum.

I gave her a lump sum donation.

I'd totally give Jessica Alba a lump sum donation.

lump sum donation by The Great Brogan November 13, 2011

lump lump 

a large vehicle, usually in the form of a bus or large van, filled with people with little brains, little age, or little drivers license and car.

look at all those poor people waiting for the lump lump! Too bad they don't have a car. :(

lump lump by Robyn (created by beanerino, lanerz, and G-Dawg, too) September 5, 2004

Lump on a log 

Lump on a log, meaning solid and trusting, will always be there for you.

I can always count on her. Shes a real lump on a log

Lump on a log by Sunshine all day January 19, 2020