When defacating, the act of cutting short your faeces before you are finished, usually due to interuption.
"dude, yesterday I was dropping a hot steamy log and just as I was getting to the thick of it the UPS guy arrived and I had to lumberjack it!"
"there's two hobos fighting outside?! I'll be right there! I'm lumberjacking it!"
"there's two hobos fighting outside?! I'll be right there! I'm lumberjacking it!"
by Guyxander August 18, 2009
.them kids with the dirty hair and ragged torn jeans;
.grunge musician. (as they would frequently wear flannel just like a lumberjack would)
.grunge musician. (as they would frequently wear flannel just like a lumberjack would)
by kurdddt January 26, 2008
1.) A generally alright person (usually male) who makes his living cutting the mighty forests of where ever. Usually flannel clad and is lusted after by those who have nothing better to do than to sit around and think about how awesome other peoples' jobs are.
2.) Someone who lumbers whilst jacking. used to describe someone of low intelligence.
2.) Someone who lumbers whilst jacking. used to describe someone of low intelligence.
by cabbagehats March 21, 2011
lumberjacking is the act of taking your penis and slapping it across someone's face when they are or arent sleeping
by Tyler Faust March 17, 2005
derived from the shocker instead of two fingers inserted into the females vagina and one finger inserted into the anus the lumberjack is taken to a bigger extreme. take one fist and stick it in the females vagina and stick your other fist into the females anus while you thrust one fist in the other fist is thrusting outward making a seesaw motion with your fists in the females orphuses.
by Neddles October 30, 2008
by H&H Bagels April 22, 2009