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Lumberjack

I man who is simply, slanging that wood. Requirements: 7.5 inches in length, soda can girth, tennis ball size balls, left nut hangs lower than the right, and mushroom tip.
"Jackie came into the emergency room unconscious after having sexual intercourse with a Lumberjack from Lumberton."
by choppatown June 2, 2023
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Lumberjack

When a girl is so foul she makes your wood go away.
That girl Becca sure is a lumberjack. Every time I see her my wood goes away.
by Finger dog 2 June 2, 2023
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lumberjack mac

(N) A female of odd sorts; A little heavy on the top, but a little light on the bottom. Loves to ride four wheelers, usually with blonde headed rugrats in tow-- to and from hauling various types of wood. Wood as in oak, cedar, pallets, or any dick that is available <1mile from her residence. Hobbies include, but are not limited to; weedeating, chopping wood, rawdawgin' Blevins, or fucking a host of kin and work times are from 10 a.m to 2 p.m.
Did you see Lumberjack Mac yesterday? I'm sure she had something negative to say. As she always knows what's right and you are always wrong.
by Kaster Master November 19, 2021
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lumberjack grandslam

Receiving oral sex and having your mom walk in on you.

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Yo, last night my girlfriend was giving me head, and when my mom walked in, it turned into a lumberjack grandslam!
by foayo December 4, 2013
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Lumberjack Salad

The sexual act of man jerking off in an exaggerated fast pace, positioned in a squat over a woman’s face while she performs a rim job until ejaculation is complete.
Crockett can never get off with a woman without performing the Lumberjack salad.
by Safd183 January 6, 2020
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lumberjack grandslam

The act of one's mother "walking in" while one is receiving oral sex. (Originated from reddit)
Instead of knocking on my room door like she usually did before entering she just opened the door. I don't know what a mothers reaction should be in this type of situation but she started yelling at my girlfriend. When I say yelling I mean I heard her say words that I never heard her say before. She called my girlfriend a whore and said that god would damn us both to hell for our act of sin. My girlfriend at this point is in tears and she's scrambling to get on her clothes and pretty sure she left my house without her bra because she was in such a panic. My mom didn't speak to me for a month after that. She didn't ask me how my day was at school, she didn't speak to me during dinner and she didn't even ask me to go to church on Sunday with her anymore. She used to go every Sunday but I always said no. That's the angriest I have ever seen my mom and we have never spoken about it. When she finally did talk to me she said if I wanted her to ever speak with me again that I had to go to confession and confess my sins. I told her I would go but I ended up going to a Denny's and ordering their Lumberjack grandslam instead. She thinks I went to confession though. Also every time my girlfriend came over after the incident my mom would leave the house. I don't know where she went but she couldn't be in the same vicinity as her. Worst part of it all was my girlfriend didn't attempt to give me another blowjob for a year because she was so scared of my mother walking in on us.
by cittycatroina December 4, 2013
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Lumberjack Slap

Another term for cock slap, in which one takes ones penis and slaps the fce of someone who displeases them in some way with thier penis. By saying "lumberjack slap" one can insinuate a cock slap without using the harsher description.
by Bogo May 12, 2004
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