Do a ludvik

To fuck up. Especially when talking to women

I was talking to this 10, and everything was going great, but then I did a ludvik!
She's fit as fuck, mate, don't do a ludvik.

by PolkaKolka February 28, 2023

ludwig von striceand

This is an extremely sexual move in which one partner, usually the male, takes a knife and cuts open the other partners stomach, removing the intestines. Making a noose from the intestines, partner 1 hangs partner 2 from it and performs surgery to take out the calf muscle. As partner 1 struggles to hold on to life, partner 2 quickly smashes partner 1 in the head multiple times, often causing partner one multiple head injuries including: concussion, cancer, diarrhea, and most commonly, aids.

"i was fucking jen last night dude! it was awesome.. things were great ...until she got crazy... it went from blowing my hard cock to a ludwig von striceand.. and i didn't have calf protection....we now both have aids..and she's suffering from cancer and a concussion. and she's dead."

--**This move is often found in porn.**--

by Bobbe November 6, 2007

Ludvin

A great guy. Usually gay. But is always the bestest ever friend. Plans great adventures for life. but is always indecisive.

Man my friend is so Ludvin. first hes a vegetarian then hes vegan then hes a carnivore.... lol.

by FattKiddLee June 22, 2008

Dylan Ludwig

Guy with an incredibly tiny microscopic penis; roughly the size of an ant. Get's no females, and has no hustle or grind. Is a lazy fat fuck, that smells like Cheetos and onions.

Damn Dylan Ludwig, you're a faggot !

by Phxntm June 27, 2017

ludvik

a guy with a large penis and get on the ex on the beach. ludvik get many girls.

ludvik alwas go 6 girls under bed

by mormoredigg October 17, 2018

Ludwig

1. A "pussy" or someone who is very cowardly
2. Slang for female genetalia
3. An term representing an individual's feminism and/or anti-masculinity

1. I knew he wouldn't throw a punch, he's such a Ludwig.
2. Dude, her Ludwig was so tight last night.
3. Four guys are attending the party; well, three guys and the other is a Ludwig.

by PMI March 25, 2008

Ludwig

A racial slur directed against white people

"Turn off that country music you dirty ludwig!"

by Boater620 October 19, 2011