Uncle lucifer

Uncle lucifer was my most interesting uncle. He was an elk hunter, but he wouldn't kill the elk. instead, he would chase it down, knock it to the ground and suck all the gristle out of it's neck though a Donald Duck straw.

He was fun to be with Uncle lucifer; he could eat a whole bowl of alphabet soup and then vomit up the vowels and consonants separately. his hobby was attending reunions of groups he had never belonged to and pretending to be people who were long dead. till the end of his days, Lucifer remained biter that when he was a boy there had been no seedless red grapes. he died in an Indian furniture outlet when he was torn to pieces by a pack of Cape Cod hunting dogs. ~The Late Great George Carlin: When Will Jesus Bring The Pork Chops

by Wlfdg8Is<3notAfight3r January 25, 2010

Lucifer

It's the devils name, but also the name for a match in Dutch.

John, pass me a lucifer.

by dubVocaLs April 8, 2006

Lucifer

Another name for Satan, Lucifer means the carrier of light, and appears frequently in occult prayer books. Lucifer is adressed in the black mass. Lucifer is usually seen as a gorgoylish creature of a lesser stance than god, unlike the devil.
Lucifer is also the physical manifestation of Satan on the surface of the earth.

Hey cool, I know what Lucifer means now.

by Gunkglumb May 19, 2005

lucifer

A name commonly associated with Satan, the devil of Christian theology. The origin is most likely a mistranslated passage of the Bible, in which a prince named Lucifer is compared to the fallen angel. The terms Lucifer and Satan are now often interchaneable, and many believe that Lucifer was his name before he fell from grace.

"I am Lucifer, the Prince of Darkness! Behold my power and tremble! Boogity-boogity-boo!"

by Sean Piece October 16, 2003

lucifer

a fictional being that gets blammed for all wrongs and all mishaps.

Joseph: (just got into a car crash) I knew I should've went to church yesterday! Lucifer is already leaking his way into my life. It's all his fault I looked away from the road for a mere 10 seconds to rummage through my CD case for some good ska!

by greedy June 13, 2006

luciferous

To believe you are too powerful to work with anybody else;To only work alone

I can't believe he's going luciferous on this one

by TheRealKazma July 3, 2015

Lucifer

precious cinnamon roll uwu must protect
he did nothing wrong and deserves all love
you call someone a Luci if you love them

Austin: look at my son
Edith: YEAH A REAL LUCIFER AMIRITE HAHA
Austin: please go eat moldy cheese :(

by Lucifer Is Gay June 19, 2018