longoon

Simple; long balloons.

Jack: “Heyyyy…”
David: “WHAT THE HELL!?! WHY ARE YOU HAVING SEX WITH LONGOONS!?!”

by EvilRoomba September 25, 2021

longous

When someone forgets how to write the word 'lengthy'

Writer Writing Writingale: 'You went on a longous adventure of...' errr.
Writer: Let me look this up on www.urbandictionary.com of all places.
Writer: Oh, I'm supposed to use 'lengthy'! I'm glad I looked this up!

by Kitoning Thinkery January 28, 2022

Loopgoal

(Noun)
1. A play on the word "loophole" A
loopgoal is the product of doing
something that services a different
goal while doing nothing for the initial
goal.

My 2 goals for the week
were to excersize and cook dinner at
home. I did not cook dinner because I
missed the last bus so I ordered out.
but the loopgoal is I got my exercise by jogging home.

by Silerwatch February 19, 2022

Longo

A mexican male known for being extremely honosexual and a raging alcoholic. Usually gets no bitches but is always down to hang.

Did you see longo last night? He was getting absolutely no pussy at the club.

by Nocomment25 March 7, 2022

loontoon

mama

i love loontoon

by ticklemonster10000000000000000 March 22, 2023

Loontoonboon

Loon is our favorite gay boy

Loontoonboon is gay

by Marcelona :) May 1, 2023

loong

A youtube user who has subscribed to a channel but they never even watch the channel's videos.

"@Username never even watches channel's vids they're such a loong"

by Alltreusck April 25, 2024