nigger loving ninja

A ninja who at one time or another is seen loving, dating, or in some other way pleasing a person of the Black race.

Ninja 1: So what are you doing after the mission is completed today?

Ninja 2: I'm taking my girlfriend Laquanda to popeyes chicken.

Ninja 1: Dude, you’re a nigger loving ninja.

After the dangerous mission, Kang decided to lust over an Ebony Magazine. His fellow ninjas labeled him as a nigger loving ninja.

If any of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ever dated a black person, they would be considered a nigger loving ninja.

If Chuck Norris ever dated a black person (man or women), he would be considered a nigger loving ninja.

by Steve Mazzagatti July 4, 2008

Tender Loving Eye Fuck

A tender loving eye fuck occurs when two strangers share a moment so intimate that it would be incorrect to classify it as a standard eye fuck. Instead of merely lust, a tender loving eye fuck also involves a mutual respect and a strong emotional attraction between the two subjects.

"Dude trust me, that brunette and I had the most epic tender loving eye fuck when I passed her. I guarantee that we'll get together sometime in the next couple of years."

by Gatt Meiger November 15, 2011

Losing Candidate Denial

The condition where people refuse to remove a bumper sticker that displays their losing Presidential Candidate choice.

Look at that fool, he STILL has THREE McCain/Palin bumper stickers on his car's ass. Talk about a serious case of Losing Candidate Denial.

by renoryn January 6, 2009

Loving Bone

Loving Bone is the act of giving love and appreciation to another. With the recipient realizing from the boning that you truly care.

Julie used to question if I had a loving bone in my body. She changed her mind after I boned her

by T_rump_supporter March 19, 2017

Losing Your Dressing

Those moments when you randomly lose your balance and almost fall over.

I just almost fell over because I lost my balance!

Dude, I think you mean you were losing your dressing!

by Dogrules23 February 9, 2019

real gf loving hours

a time to love and appreciate your gf. like sad nigga hours, but for people in a late-night good mood thinking about their significant other!

Guys, it's 12:00am! Real gf loving hours.

by bitchassweeb April 20, 2018

Looing

To have an extreme urge for something. Generally pints.

I am looing for porter

by mhession September 14, 2010