Logan brain

Mental disability caused by parental abuse

Usually found in people with ADD and ADHD

Side effects may include blood lust, racial dysphoria, and inability to think coherently

(Victims are not required to be named “Logan”)
(Name was founded by patient 0 having being named Logan)

“I’m sorry but you have been diagnosed with Logan brain.”

by Logan’s brain June 9, 2019

Local sexpot

Trevor Moore

That local sexpot has been doing some sexy things lately

by Kalypso April 22, 2022

Logan Ranneying around

Named after a basketball player. It’s a term used when someone is screwing around

Person 1: what the hell is he doing with that knife?
Person 2: Oh he’s just Logan Ranneying around!

by Vaste June 13, 2023

bennie logan

Slang for male genitalia consisting of both scrotum and penis conjointly. The Bennie serves as a euphemism for balls, the Logan for long shaft.

Mara totally kicked me right up in my Bennie Logan.

Phyllis sucked my Logan, but not my Bennie.

by penguin farmer April 27, 2013

keepin it local

Going out to a bar or nightclub for the evening, but staying close to home.

Brian: Hey Chris, are you headed downtown later?

Chris: Nah, I'm just keepin it local tonight, I don't feel like driving that far.

by qtpie74pcs January 10, 2009

legalese

A way of talking or writing used mostly by lawyers and corporations, as a way to explain and elaborate every square inch of the matter at hand - creating an airtight verbal bubble that leaves no room for ambiguity.

This is done by writing as little as possible with as many words as possible, in such a way that Average Joe won't have a single clue what is presented to him, yet agrees to it because he couldn't care less about reading page up and page down with all that legal nonsense before he gets to use his new computer program.

Average Joe: "Your program destroyed by PC! I'm suing!"
Big corporation: "You can't. You consented to waive all your customer-, civil- and moral rights upon agreeing to our Terms of Use license before using the product."
Average Joe: "How was I supposed to know that?! It was 72 pages written in legalese!"

by 71aces February 2, 2009

legally blind

The amount of vision one has where they can see, barely, but not enough to drive a getaway car.

I'm innocent. I am legally blind, so how am I gonna drive a getaway car?

by jermwash November 11, 2014