liquor store diet

when one forsakes going to the pub for fear of the resulting credit card bill, and instead buys all their booze from the liquor store

I can't believe I'm back at the pub; I'm on a liquor store diet

by Dave-Landon May 1, 2011

liquor dick

when the guy lasts considerably longer as a result of his enebriated state (drunk).

i had liquor dick, and we fucked for hours...

by the dude November 17, 2004

liquor gangster

"cowards get courage when they lips hit that bottle" -- cougnut

A liquor gangster is someone who normally is non confrontational, or doesnt have a predisposition toward fighting or violence, but will want to fight people and/or start shit when intoxicated.

"yo man theres a party over at the zoo in chico tonight"

"I dunno man, last time i was out there this liquor gangster tried to fight me"

by chico530 December 29, 2007

Liquor Late

The act of arriving late to an event because you have been drinking. Similar to being fashionably late except with booze being involved!

Bill: Dude your late, Incubus has already started their set !!!

John: Sorry Bro I am liquor late

Bill: Oh no worries man, did you save some for me?

John: HELL NO !!!

by Hummer89 August 4, 2009

liquor shower

The act of taking a shower with or next to your roommate or close friend while drinking an alcoholic beverage of high potency. Works best when in a dormitory shower. Warning: this may cause one to go to hell.

A liquor shower is self-explanatory.

by Laura and Sarah " Sappa" December 3, 2007

Liquor Whore

Typically defined as a "greasy woman" who is always highly intoxicated, often resorts to prostitution for money to purchase hard alcohol

Katie you are such a Liquor Whore tonight

by BoyBoyBoyBoy October 14, 2010

Liquor Cringe

The face you make after you take a pug / shot of hard liquor.

The liquor cringe is a totally involuntary expression

by kedyns November 15, 2010