Lancaster Ice arena

you cum on a girls back, add ice on her back then when the ice melts your cum will be less sticky, then shit on it put it in your mouth the spit it into her pussy

I was with pat's mom last night and i gave her the Lancaster Ice Arena.... Twice.

by swallow my cockachino May 20, 2009

Lancaster

A "Lancaster" is the term for the written form of a sound which isn't a proper word, such as the sound of laughing or animal noises, etc. "Lancasters" are often common verbal cues that are beyond established language, and usually show up in different cultures. "Lancasters" are often spelled differently in various cultures, due to differences in pronunciation and variations in how the sounds are perceived. Uses for "Lancasters" include a variety of written communication, such as: letters, instant or txt messages, novels, etc.

"Dude, whats it you say when you mess up?"
"Fuck?"
"No the Lancaster"
"Oh. ugh."

by The real Sean Connery October 14, 2009

Lizaster

Any manner of event that results in the destruction of a treasured guitar, or other musical instrument.

‘Dude…DB came over in a drunken stupor and crushed my guitar, it was a complete Lizaster.’

by bootsey85 November 23, 2009

Lingster

A person with obsessive/compulsive tendencies that frequently develop in to an agoraphobic disorder.

"Is Mikey coming with us?"

"Nah, he's staying in the closet."

"What a Lingster!"

by Isaac Weer November 1, 2011

Lancaster

A small town in Wisconsin where everybody hates it and pretends they don't so nobody leaves. There are more bars and churches than anything else. With five restaurants and one movie theater that only gets movies that are sold on dvd there is aproximately nothing to do except go to the football game, which is all anyone really cares about.

Stranger: Where do you live?
Person:Lancaster
Stranger:In Pennsylvania?

Person: No
Stranger:ohhh, california?

Person:No! Wisconsin! We're in Wisconsin!

Stranger:I don't know where that is

Person:it's by platteville. *proceeds to show them the placement in Wi using their hand as a Wi shape*

by ILoveStar April 20, 2017

Lancaster Scoop

The art of fishing ones own turd out of the bath whilst occupying it, then gently placing it in the toilet.

Ah ya know me Terry, didn't have time to take a shit then have a bath so I just shat in the bath and gave it the old Lancaster Scoop.

by Spartan2020 November 21, 2020

linister

crabbyco's bemis

airplanes linister the Bemis

by Maya12345AMAZING February 14, 2021