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Lincoln middle school

Lincoln is so ghetto like you got random ass people closing your lockers when you have em open for a reason! The lockers suck ass they always broke or get jammed and then the 6th graders yooo- they act like the so grown? Like kid sit your muffin sized ass down. The cafeteria... imma just not even say anything because there is no word to describe what the cafeteria is- the food is barley edible, and the salads- it’s like they grabbed a handful of leaves threw it in a plastic container with ranch and bread and called it a “healthy meal” And the people that go there- When I tell you musty I mean mUSTY. There are a few okay kids that mind they own but like whew chile. The only nice “teacher” in that school is Ms Thomas.
Rando boy: my moms sending me to Lincoln middle school
Rando boy 2: Id rather go to burleys....
by YourfuckingDEAD September 29, 2019
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Abraham Lincoln

Shave your pubes and hold them in your hand. Get your mate to give you a blowjob and when you cum on her face throw the trimmed curlies onto your semen soaked partners face and she will be left with a striking resemblance to Abraham Lincoln.
My girlfriend looked very presidential after I gave her an Abraham Lincoln.
by Merc November 17, 2004
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Lincoln, Maine

A stupid little hick-town in a stupid little hick-state. Famous for crappy cops who'll bust you for loitering (on a good day) but completely ignore a murder (i.e. that trucker who "had a heart attack" after being stabbed with a broken beer bottle in a parking lot. Died of "natural causes". bullshit.) The types of people in Lincoln are: for females; whores, prostitutes, sluts, alcoholics, and stoners. for males; douchebags, dicks, man-whores, broke-ass slobs, and, again, alcoholics and stoners, with the occasional crack-cocaine addict.
The new girl's from Lincoln, Maine
Yeah, I heard she only left because her dad murdered some guy and she's pregnant.
What?? She's a freshman!
And? She's from Lincoln.
by thathonestbitch December 12, 2010
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sweet lincoln's mullet

Adj. 1- used as a respone to any statement that is pleasing or agreeable:
2- Pleasing to the mind or feelings; gratifying:
"I just got a new car today"... "Sweet lincoln's mullet!"
by Rizzel April 28, 2006
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lincoln park after dark

the hottest nail polish. i dont care if everyone and their mother is sporting it. Some peeps wear black nails, that's not as hot as LPAD but I'll let it slide...
Guy: Damn, you're hot.
Me: I know, its my lincoln park after dark nails...
by mar cor January 10, 2008
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Abe Lincon

This happens when a man shoots his cum on the girls face, letting it run down her chin. Then he throws his pubic hair on her chin, creating the beard.
Steve-" Hey John, I just gave your sister the Abe Lincon!"

John- " Thats messed up man. I was wondering why she was using my razor this morning."
by B0H1CA July 28, 2009
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the lincoln

I was hitting it from behind,then I gave her The Lincoln.
by I. M. Groot May 17, 2017
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