local joker

Natives of any town or city that have never been outside that area. These natives are oblivious to other cultures and ways of living. Chances are they never graduated high school, owned a car, or had drivers license( and dont see any reason to do so). They usually think they are way ahead of the game, while actually being hopelessly ignorant and easy to figure out. Sometimes having spent thier entire life in one particular area of said town, they still couldnt tell you where the nearest post office is. Unfortunately where ever you move to youre likely to run into a bunch of these. They have a complete lack of ambition, and are happy with sleeping on their Moms couch and catching the city bus.

The local joker exclaimed "this is my block, my hood!" I then asked him where the nearest gas station was and he said hed never been more than three blocks away from where he was standing, and didnt know. He then proceded to drink a 40 and beat his baby momma.

by A07 December 31, 2008

libalau

Originally the language of Taz the Tasmanian Devil but then transcribed to facilitate the presentation of South Park's 'Timmy' as a retard.

libalau, libalah Timmah!

by stone flint May 31, 2004

Lickalicious

Lickably Delicious; so wonderfully delicious you could eat it all up (whatever the object of the sentence may be)

These chocolate muffins are totally lickalicious!

by Purple Triangle March 13, 2003

lickalottapuss

Any women (without regard to sexual orientation) that munches on another woman’s box.
plural: Lickalottapi.


aka Munchalottabox

As I entered the bar, I was amazed by the number of Lickalottapi I had to choose from.

by lick a lotta spokes November 8, 2004

litally

people who cant pronounce literally

i litally said ___ _____ and they didnt even notice!

by Sulllyy November 26, 2016

local football

Sexually loose girl.

A girl easy and available to fuck by everyone around.

My friend’s been dealing with the local football recently. Is he really that desperate

by Enhanced mentality11 June 11, 2018

Deonardo LiCaprio

n - An actor whose performance quality is inconceivably awful, opposite from the quality of Leonardo DiCaprio's work.

John: Hey, do you wanna watch these movies with me?

Craig: Nah, I don't like watching movies starring Deonardo LiCaprios. I think I'm gonna go by Mike's place and watch Blood Diamond, Titanic, and Shutter Island while you waste your time with utter garbage.

by Urban Dictionarion February 14, 2012