Cock Library

A party or social gathering which has a lopsided ratio of males over females, where, like books in a library, a female can peruse the selection of "cocks", taking one for her use as she desires.

Mike : "I was about to head over to your place, how's the party looking?"

Tony : "I wouldn't bother man, it's mostly dudes, a total cock library."

by DIII July 25, 2008

public library

a place located somewhere in YOUR neighborhood where bums, punk kids and old people tend to hang out. They smell, rarely are clean, and are loaded with books. the stench is that of booze mixed with body oder toppled off with a touch of old rotting building. They tend to offer free services besides books such as wifi or computer access. This tends to attract more bums who constantly watch porno on the computers.

Guy1: yo you going to the public library?
guy2: Now WHY THE HELL WOULD I DO THAT?!?

by kramer, cozmo October 13, 2007

Gentleman’s Library

A dude’s collection of porn including videos, pictures and erotica used for masturbation.

I spent the entire day perusing the collections of the gentleman’s library and well.....my balls are aching and drained.

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019

library jacker

someone who masturbates in the library , usually at school when you just cant hold it in.

Hey its Tracy he was jacking of in the library , Tracy's a library jacker .

by Only_At_SEP_ May 12, 2016

pubic library

A place of learning and research that does not employ a filthter on its internet-connection, allowing its patrons easy and unrestricted access to "juicy 'n' wet" websites.

I was unable to research the history of human contraceptives due to the "regular" library's overly-picky filthter system, so I hadda travel a good ways to find a pubic library just so that I could get the info I needed.

by QuacksO October 14, 2018

Library Phobia

The fear of being in or around a library, or the fear of studying in a place with so many people

"Hey is she going to the library with us? No man she has library phobia.

by Mr. Coconut Head October 12, 2011

Library Creep

Stalker weirdo in library who is there for exposure to the opposite sex rather than to study, do research, etc.

Steve kept trying to make small talk at the library. He barely even looked at his book. He's such a library creep.

by Boris Yeltsin II April 11, 2010