Phil lester

Someone who should name his child mal.

Mal-lester

Get it yet??

"Hey, that's Phil Lester's son, Mal-lester *entire population begins laughing*"

by Humpayy May 10, 2018

LA love letter

A parking ticket

The meter maid left me an LA love letter but the joke's on him because I never pay them!

by luckynotgood August 11, 2017

Chain Letter

Something created to scare people by telling them something bad will happen if they don't send it to the desired amount of people. It is sent on by stupid vunerable people.

A recent example:

Sorry dont open in front of parents 5 ppl acually got killed by not sending this this piece of mail the creator of this mail has a program that will track down everyone who sent this and whoever that didnt send this will die cuz this program can actually track down ur address Send this to 15 people
no send bks

(How does the writer know that it has killed 5 people before he/she has even sent it?)

by Arran January 9, 2005

leftern

adj. on the left side.

"Ow! I just jammed my leftern knee into that car."

"Don't ask me how, but I managed to hit my leftern hand into a wall on my right."

by Brownsvillegirl November 11, 2005

double letter syndrome

On myspace (mostly) or networking sites, or generally the internet, teens often have what is called "double letter syndrome", this is when they spell every word with a double, triple, or more letters than necessary. Can, often times be extremely confusing and just plain annoying.

Britney: "i liiikee him && thee otther guyy too butttt someetimess hee caaan be a totall playyerr"

Anne: "ohhh i totallyy agree huunneeyy, he iss very hott."

this is an example of double letter syndrome.

by GJAY. September 28, 2009

Lester Blow Out

It is when your anal ring is stretched to the max bending over for the big one. Also known as takin it dry.

Mikey had a Lester blow out while in his bosse's office. He took the big one dry...

by TeaBaggs December 29, 2009

lesterize

verb; to comment on a Facebook comment that was posted by someone to whom the status update does not belong or to banter or converse back and forth with other posters while the individual who posted the original status is unaware

Also, listerize

I woke up this morning to 300 email notifications. Boy, was I lesterized!

by ukeyonna September 24, 2010