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lemonade

what one makes when life gives them lemons. what the hell else are you gonna do with them.
guy 1: "Man, why do I keep getting all these lemons?"

guy 2: "I don't know. You should make some lemonade though."
by Jon Zimmerman June 18, 2008
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Milk, Milk, Lemonade

1. The preamble and unofficial title to a joyous childhood rhyme. It goes: Milk, Milk, Lemonade, Push the Button, Fudge is Made. While saying this lovely poem, children point to the right side of their chest and then the left for the Milk part. For lemonade, they point to their genitals. "Push the button" calls for pushing ones belly button and then finishing it off by pointing to ones arse.

2. Something you say to your boss to express your lack of interest in what (s)he is saying.

3. Something you say very loudly when someone is telling you something you don't want to hear.
2. "Hey Lance, can you do a better job scrubbing the toilets? The chunks of corn and poop splatters are still visible"

"Milk, Milk, Lemonade ..."

3. "Lance, honey. I told you we should have used a condom. The test just came back positive."

"Milk, Milk, Lemonade!"
by Becki J. February 19, 2005
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Lemonade

The best JAY-Z diss record in history. Written by his wife.
If you ever Jay-Z me, I'm going to lemonade you.
Sounds fair enough.
by Thisdickaintfreeeee May 29, 2016
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lemonade

Beyonce's flame new album
Why you have to cheat onBey jay z huh? Huh? Lemonade ass
by PrincessoftheSea May 22, 2016
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Lemonade Stand

The act of pissing in a girl's mouth when you actually think you are ejaculating
Yo don, that girl give you some head last night?

Yeah, she came for the milk, but got the lemonade stand instead.
by Donny KFed January 14, 2009
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lemonade squeeze

When you are giving anal to a person and you pee inside of their asshole and they squeeze it out like a creampie.
Hey what are you doing
I'm going to give you a lemonade squeeze
EWW!!
by XxxCRON619xxX March 6, 2009
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Mexican lemonade

The act of one defecating in their partner's mouth before said partner urinates in theirs prior to making out and swapping human waste orally.
Me and my girl did the Mexican Lemonade last night it was so rad bro!
by Honkfish July 31, 2016
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