Lumberjack brunch munch

The act of maintaining an erection by masturbating with one hand and fondling your testicles with the other while performing oral sex on a woman.

Bro 1: Yo bro I heard you munched mad box last night.

Bro 2: Yeah dude I was down there for 20 minutes but I pulled the Lumberjack brunch munch to stay rock hard and I laid the Dong right after.

by bASS201 November 2, 2018

lap lumber

Gettin a boner, erection, a woodie.

I was watchin the porno and got a serious case of lap lumber

hard on woodie boner stiffie dick lap lumber

by thetommeister March 8, 2009

midnight lumber

Stealing construction materials from jobsites in the middle of the night.

When you need wood, but you ain't got no dough - shop Midnight Lumber for all your skateboard ramp building needs.

by PoppinKream March 1, 2019

Bust Lumber

Busting an aching, copious nut from a raging engorged cock either from sex or rubbing it out.

I’m so horny right now I’m going to get a rest room pass and go bust lumber.

She took me home last night and I got to bust lumber.

Open up cause I’m about to bust lumber.

by Dick Onchin October 2, 2020

lambertville high school

An old High School in Lambertville, NJ. Popular weird NJ site. Erected in the 1800's, it burned down twice but a large part of the building is still standing and stable.
A lot of kids go there to explore, fight, or smoke marijuana.

Bri: Let's go to Lambertville High School and smoke a blunt.
Jess: Good idea! There will probably be other kids smoking marijuana also and we can match up.

by Jexxxica September 4, 2008

lumberjack

To fuck over an entire fanbase by writing, producing, and airing a television series finale episode so poor that even a union of hookers think it sucks more than they do. Named after the surprise regarding protagonist Dexter Morgan's fate at the end of the series finale of television show Dexter.

I was eagerly anticipating a fantastic conclusion to this series...but I got lumberjacked. We all got lumberjacked.

by Gervasex September 24, 2013

The Lumberjack

When two guys are tag teaming a girl, one of whom is receiving oral sex and the other anal sex, they hold hands and trust back and forth performing a motion like a lumberjack sawing down a tree.

My buddy and me flipped a coin for positioning during the lumberjack.

by Nathan November 20, 2004