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lawn butter 

What your best friend leaves on your grass after a night of drunken debauchery. Most often associated with raging teenage hormones and no quiet location in which to deposit the shower baby evidence.
Kevin is such a fag, he left lawn butter next to the tent.
lawn butter by Birdielin14 August 17, 2006
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Decorative lawn sculpture, properly called a Gazing Ball or Gazing Globe, popular in much of New England, consisting of a metal or concrete pedestal with a large colored mirror ball on top. Frequently seen in proximity to a bathtub jesus.
Lawn balls are a classy addition to any garden decor.
lawn ball by bkdouble October 6, 2006

lawn shopping 

taking lawn ornaments such as statues, garden balls, signs, and other decorations from people's yards late at night
My immature friends and I go lawn shopping every weekend and drive around breaking the shit we steal.
lawn shopping by brankmank December 31, 2003

lawn mower 

an annoyingly loud machine, used to shorten the length of grass at all hours of the day.
The evil lawn mower woke me up at 8am when they started cutting the grass outside.
lawn mower by annomus8 June 3, 2011

Lawn Mower Beer  

Any cheap beer.

Derived because its the kind of beer you drink on hot summer days while you mow your lawn.
Person 1: What kind of beer should we get?
Person 2: Any lawn mower beer is fine. I'm totally broke!
Lawn Mower Beer by Allisaur January 3, 2008

lawn capping 

the art of stealing peoples lawn ornaments.
bro jump out the car n steal that fukin gnome... ud just be ill at lawn capping!!