Lamont

A spelling mistake for the word lmao

Bob: “Yo that was a crazy class today.”
Jim: “Lamont I know I couldn’t stop laughing.”
Bob: “What.”

by LiquidyLemons March 12, 2021

Lamonte

Big dick.

He a Lamonte dick.

by THEWHORE August 2, 2011

Lamoni

Gorgeous, sexy, lean, classy, sweet, nice, caring, and smart. Her personality is adorable and cute, I could just hug her so tight then fuck her against the wall! She acts likes an angel but she has a freaky side. Damn, she's everything in one. Her lips make me wanna do all kinds of things!

Lamoni, I promise not to leave after we fuck. I'll make you my wife.

by Slyguyz August 16, 2011

Lamon Palmer

1. An internet personality who's stories always start with amazing circumstances but ultimately end anti-climatically.

2. His stories may also start funny and end with an amazing trait.

1. Lamon Palmer is a master surfer but he can't show you because he never learned to swim.

2. Lamon Palmer's nickname is "Baby Shoes" because when he boxes, his footwork is so precise and delicate that it reminds audiences of the soft touch of baby shoes.

by King Donko of Punchstanium June 18, 2013

ladrona de melones

Spanish translation for melon thief.
When a girl has breasts like she is stealing some cantaloupes/honeydews/melons.

God damn! Melissa is a ladrona de melones.

by The_Greatest August 21, 2009

Lamonia

A make believe disease created by a lady on the Maury show. Various forms of this disease include Lamonia, as well as Walking Lamonia.

Maury let me tell you somethin', i was laid up in the hospital with walkin' Lamonia.

by M. Povich April 21, 2009

Beechlan Larone

The greatest Kahoot player that has ever walked the earth

Beechlan larone wins another game of kahoot, when will he ever lose!

by NotRawNuggetz April 7, 2019