Los Angeles Lakers

#1 The Best Team in the History of the NBA

#2 The Most Hated Team in the History of the NBA

#1 14 NBA Championships, Best all-time win percentage, Only 4 losing seasons in 40 years, All-Stars such as Kobe Bryant, Shaquille O'Neal, Magic Johnson, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, James Worthy, Elgin Baylor, and Jerry West.

#2 "Fuck dem Los Angeles Lakers, de fuckin suckez, Kobe iz a rapitz and he sucks and da Lakerz suckez"

by Spikesy July 13, 2006

Larger Visor

Performs a similar task to beer goggles. Has the uncanny ability to make unattractive people magically attractive. Nb effects can often be short lived.

Man, the girl I went home with looked so hot last nite, but I saw her again this morning without the larger visor and it was not a pretty sight.

by Big Phil September 16, 2004

Lardered

Lardered (verb) - For a male to partake in sexual intercourse with a plus sized female or vice versa. Usually involves the larger person incorporating their excess rolls into said act.

Wow, Randy just got lardered by Heather.

by the_hoedown August 9, 2010

Lurker

A turd that refuses to be flushed, hangs out just barely visible below the escape hatch

Dude, I pinched this massive loaf, but after flushing 3 times, I still noticed a lurker.

by Link, Inc. February 18, 2015

Larger'd

The act of heavy sighing when even slightly inconvenienced. Attribute is most common in yuppies or self proclaimed mayors of trashy towns.

I know I have nothing else to do, but I feel so larger'd! *sighhhhhh*

by That1guy45356 November 8, 2019

Layker

Term used when a Musician refuses to finish recording a song. Mainly because they are distracted by/using their TV, Phone, etc.

Bass: Bruh hurry up and finish recording for Wish List before my mom comes home

Baylor: Foo hol up, I’m drawing cover arts for mixtapes I’m never gonna release

Bass: Foo quit being a Layker

by preferwhitegirls January 12, 2020

Lurker Luck

Someone who joins a Fifa Discord and never talks but is a lucky shit when it comes to packs

Ahh look... another Lurker getting that mad Lurker Luck.

Cunt.

by UrDaSellsAvon... October 18, 2020