Landmines

A bomb inside the ground

Landmines in Cambodia

by mickeymouse2146 May 31, 2011

landmines

America's Border Solution

Border Patrol 1: Let's put landmines so those Mexicans cant cross the border!

Border Patrol 2: Great! We'll send them back to Mexico with tanks too!

by WhiteAmerican777 May 13, 2010

Landmine

An old fashioned roomba, step on it and it'll clear everything within 50 ft.

Car drives over landmine. 50ft radius spotless

by Eleegah June 3, 2021

Canine Landmine

An unfortunate stinky, gift left by a dog and his/her thoughless owner.

"I walked down to the mailbox and stepped in a Canine Landmine"

by NorCalGal January 3, 2013

The Landmine

After a one-night stand with a club slut, cum in her high heel when she's in the bathroom. When she goes to put the shoe back on, she'll feel it and jump away, like she stepped on a landmine.

While she was in the shower, I laid the landmine in her shoe!

by Dr. Chesterfield January 1, 2015

swedish landmine

When you fart in a cup and set it on a table and someone unknowingly picks it up and smells the fart

Oh dude, you laid down another Swedish landmine, aww Taco Bell.

by Wildstorm867 April 26, 2015

emotional landmine

Seeing Facebook memories pop up in your newsfeed after a break up

I'm avoiding Facebook this week for all the emotional landmines that they want me to share!

by thegoodex August 7, 2017