by springlaker June 4, 2024
Get the Spring Laker™ mug.An exceptionally delicious, dirty concoction, created by a true renaissance man. Born out of a night of binge drinking with an empty fridge. He drew from his background, growing up on the streets of Wonder Lake. His muddy pallet sharpened from drinking hose water out shallow wells near his septic.
He looked in his fridge and saw a chance to bring his childhood to life… Vodka, Orange Juice and Dr. Pepper. The color was filthy like the lake. The Wonder Laker taste was just as he expected; pleasantly tangy, accented with bitter notes, and a dusty cola finish.
by The WL2 October 25, 2025
Get the Wonder Laker mug.To leave someone on read is to read their text message without responding or interacting, giving the other person the impression that you are uninterested. A “laker” is a person who repeatedly leaves others on read without an apology or explanation, especially on Instagram.
Looker * Leaver = Laker.
Looker * Leaver = Laker.
That girl over there is such a laker! She constantly leaves me on read all the time. I’m so done talking to her, she’s a bitch anyways.
by Un attested November 11, 2025
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by the dumb 1 pt 21221345 January 22, 2023
Get the Laker mug.“Lakering” Verb - The summertime surge of unrealistic optimism about next season from lakers fans. Extends from free agent signings to projected championships. Often times, the predictions don’t account for cap space or team fit.
by Gleaguejosh June 15, 2019
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