An exceptionally delicious, dirty concoction, created by a true renaissance man. Born out of a night of binge drinking with an empty fridge. He drew from his background, growing up on the streets of Wonder Lake. His muddy pallet sharpened from drinking hose water out shallow wells near his septic.
He looked in his fridge and saw a chance to bring his childhood to life… Vodka, Orange Juice and Dr. Pepper. The color was filthy like the lake. The Wonder Laker taste was just as he expected; pleasantly tangy, accented with bitter notes, and a dusty cola finish.
by The WL2 October 25, 2025
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Particularly malevolent consumers of the Ontario beer brand Laker Ice. Fueled by high alcohol content, low disposable income, and a passionate desire to purchase and consume more alcohol, Laker Ice Bandits are well known to police and local residents to frequently engage in petty crime, theft, and grifting. Crushed alcoholic beverage containers and evidence of rampant public urination are a telltale sign that one has entered the vicinity of one or more Laker Ice Bandits.
Aaron: Ayo Dylan, make sure you lock the garage before you head to bed tonight. I don't want a Laker Ice Bandit stealing my bike.
Dylan: For sure dude, I saw one roaming around our backyard last night
Dylan: For sure dude, I saw one roaming around our backyard last night
by TheUnderCoverWizrd December 7, 2023
Get the Laker Ice Bandit mug.“Lakering” Verb - The summertime surge of unrealistic optimism about next season from lakers fans. Extends from free agent signings to projected championships. Often times, the predictions don’t account for cap space or team fit.
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To leave someone on read is to read their text message without responding or interacting, giving the other person the impression that you are uninterested. A “laker” is a person who repeatedly leaves others on read without an apology or explanation, especially on Instagram.
Looker * Leaver = Laker.
Looker * Leaver = Laker.
That girl over there is such a laker! She constantly leaves me on read all the time. I’m so done talking to her, she’s a bitch anyways.
by Un attested November 11, 2025
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