Louisiana Backsplash

the dirty water from previous user that sprays upwards from a toilet when you shit fast and hits your hanging balls sack.

Carl gets a Louisiana Backsplash.

by Joey Lumpkin September 29, 2007

Louisiana virgin

Is a woman who claims to maintained her virginity despite practicing anal and oral sex. Usually associated with Catholics in the New Orleans/Baton Rouge area.

Betsy's cool to have around she won't let you put in her but at least you can cornhole her. She's what we call a Louisiana virgin.

by Christopher J. Harris May 26, 2006

Louisiana Omelette

When a whole fresh egg gets placed deep inside a girls vagina and then a guy fucks her until the egg breaks. The guy goes down on the girl to suck out all of the egg shells and egg whites/yolk. A frying pan is placed below the girl to collect the egg white/yolk during the sex and while the guy sucks the rest out. When the girl is all empty, you fry up the egg in the pan and then bon appetite.

Person 1: Yo, did you eat already?
Person 2: Hell yeah. I just had a louisiana omelette.

Person 1: Are you ok? You are walking weird...
Person 2: Not really...I just got louisiana omeletted....

by ChefMan September 15, 2011

Louisiana Leftovers

The act of taking a shit into a womans vagina then wrapping it closed with saran wrap until you are sure its stuck in there. After that wait up to 3 weeks take the saran wrap off and eat the woman out.

Whether or not this is possible or not is still questioned.

Wow Beth's Vagina smells terrible ever since she had Louisiana leftovers with Jon

by Pigglet March 14, 2008

Sulphur Louisiana

The land of my youth, the winter of my discontent. A sad place where all the kids got knocked up, killed in drunk driving accidents or have spent time in prison for methlabs. Sometimes called the black hole. If youre lucky enough to get out, never EVER go back.

Name one good thing besides us to come out of this place

by jennifer and jessica March 7, 2005

Louisiana Roadhouse

When a man an a woman are making love in a car while one is driving the car down the road.

My girlfriend and I did the Louisiana Roadhouse yesterday, but we almost crashed.

by Jebson Romania April 29, 2014

louisiana bullride

The act of having sex with an over wieght to obese women, and mid-way through fornification, she goes into a diabetic shock, thus creating the effect of a bullride. This may be a desired event.

"man, when the Louisiana bullride started, i didn't even want to get the insulin injection for her... it was awesome"

by Danielle Harvey November 8, 2007