Betsy's Wallet

A real pot o' gold if you can find it. Often hidden in hard to reach places. It's felt the tip of many a finger, but the ultimate grasp is elusive to most.

Scott: Bro! Bro! No way! Dude, are you the one who found Betsy's wallet?!

Robert: Fucken right. That's me bro.

Betsy's Wallet by nocharge May 15, 2023

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Betty Spaghetti boy(s)

the boys who were supper tight skinny jeans and really big skater shoes ex: Converse. that make them look like Betty Spaghetti dolls but boys/guys don't know girls call them that....lol

Girl 1: who's that cute skater boy?
Girl 2: that's Bobbie, he's a total "Betty Spaghetti boy(s)"
Bobbie: what's that's suppose to mean?
Girl 2 : It means....ummm.... supper cool boy
Bobbie : oh, thanks

Betty Spaghetti boy(s) by IHaveHeart January 16, 2010

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Aunt Betty's Teacup

Aunt Betty's lady bits.

As a boy, I found Aunt Betty's Teacup.

Aunt Betty's Teacup by Dirtpig March 3, 2015

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Betzy’s mom

Someone very hot. Some might even say “sexy”

“Did you see how hot Betzy’s mom was?!”

Betzy’s mom by Totally not sissy September 11, 2021

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Black Betty's smile

A wonderful, magical blend of Jack Daniels and Coca-Cola combined (and concealed) within a container that is specifically designated to hold soda, so as to prevent anyone other than the imbiber from knowing what exactly is being consumed.

Often used at an individual's place of employment when he/she needs that unique and special pick-me-up.

Damn, bro...this will be my eighth day in a row working without a day off at this God-forsaken place -- I don't know if I'm gonna make it. I could use some Black Betty's smile.

No worries, bro! I'll brew you up a smile when I run to the gas station right now!

...marry me?

Black Betty's smile by Kyle "Premier" March 17, 2011

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Cop-Con, Ugly Betty's Pilot, & Magainze Profile Of Superstore

Cop-Con, Ugly Betty's Pilot, & Magainze Profile Of Superstore by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 21, 2025

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The Itsy Bitsy Spider

A sex position in the shower with a traditional bathtub. The woman balances herself by putting both arms and legs on the edges of the tub belly side up while the man penetrates her on his knees with the shower running.

Jacob and I took a shower the other day and we did The Itsy Bitsy Spider

The Itsy Bitsy Spider by 4 Dudes in a Band November 15, 2019

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