lopster

when a lobster pinches your cock and u like it and then u start fucking him

we need to stop going to the beach, you always lopster

by Kermitlover3040 March 30, 2022

Slender Loris

Quite possibly the coolest animal in existence, with two saucer-like brown eyes, and a cute little heart shaped nose. Lives in India and Sri Lanka.

Unlike the Spotted Cuscus, the Slender Loris is cool.

Is there a Slender Loris on that playing card?

The Slender Loris sang a song in the club style.

by LorisLover August 5, 2011

Fruit Loops

The act of eating breakfast cereal out of another person's anus

Hey hazel! I fancy some cereal, sure thing Chris I have my speculum handy, you grab the fruit loops and I'll bend over.

Ooh Chris that milks so cold in my gaping anus I hope you bought your spoon!!

by Bandit657462 June 9, 2018

mantis lords

these girls from hollow knight YOU fight them to see whos stronger. this boss is sooooooooooooooo easy i beat it with my eyes closed. if your stuggling just git good. sick music in fight

mantis lords fights you

by Taataa February 23, 2021

Whatever Froots Your Loops

What you’d say to encourage someone to do their thing. Synonymous with “Whatever floats your boat.”

SOMEBODY: “Dude – last week I got a pet pig. Named her Carla.”
THAT SOMEBODY’S FRIEND: “… whatever froots your loops, bro."

by Toucan Sam March 13, 2017

Robin the lopsided cradle

Term used when an older woman has an affection for a younger man with obvious learning disabilities.

Look at this old ass bitch all hugged up on that retard.
She's Robin the lopsided cradle. It's pathetic but it happens.

by IceBurgScrilla February 7, 2023

Fruit Loops

Fruit Loops are gay Cherios.

Fruit Loops are so fruity they are gay Cherios.

by Shawn Underwood January 9, 2007