Swamp Logging

The act of performing cunnilingus while the recipient defecates. In the modern vernacular, to go down on a woman while she takes a shit.

See also blumpkin.

When my buddy Chris worked at Taco Bell he walked in on his manager swamp logging the fat girl who worked the cash register.

by redconsensus January 4, 2010

key logging

1. An unethical way of monitoring employees. Invades privacy. Key loggers can be hardware or software based.

A supervisor used a key logger to find out my email information and then tried to use it against me. Key logging in this instance is unethical.

by Wilhelm65453 August 30, 2006

Ice logging

A sexual maneuver where you freeze a log of poop and then use it as a dildo in any orifice.

I don't know why Samantha likes ice logging so much.

by GeniusSex August 31, 2014

logging ass

Logging Ass- verb. slang. the act of anal sex. Can be between two men or a man and a woman.

"so i was int he hotel and turned on the porn channel, and there's some dude logging ass on a desk"
OR
"amanda you like sports?" "so you know guys in locker rooms log ass right?

by burbidge June 11, 2006

Yule Logging

Taking that massive post Christmas eating binge dump.

I’ll be yule logging after Christmas dinner.

All that egg nog made my Yule logging experience a little wet.

by Eaton Holgoode December 24, 2017

robert loggia

An old television actor made famous to the internet community through a minute maid orange juice ad in 1999

i dunno, robert loggia?

WHOA, robert loggia!

by marshmaello September 26, 2007

Loggie Bear

(n) A very intelligent male. Average height to short height. Very sweet and caring. One who tries to do everything in his power to insure that every waking moment that he is with the people he cares about they are safe, warm, and happy.

Other traits include smart, cute, a great taste in music, nice sexual appeal, and love you have never experienced.

I love my Loggie Bear.

My ex is a total jerk. I wish he was more like Loggie Bear.

by Eddie Te. Ead April 3, 2009