LEI POD ONFICE

A real CLOSET CASE as he has way more when he STINKS.

Thr only way people are going to come back as you have to have a LEI POD ONFICE which after COVID C0R0NA A DELTA, OMNICRON, DELTACR0N as the OFFICE is forever OFF but that one is being equipped with REASONSBLE SIZES where you are WELCOMED T0 RELAX etc on your LONG CONTRACTED BREAK.

by FAG PARENT FAG AWOL July 20, 2022

Hedy Lei

someone who plays animal crossing too much and those minesweeper old microstuff shit, really intimidating ew too

guy: yo u heard of that new girl
guy 2: ya bro i heard shes intimidating and ew
guy: thats a hedy lei then bro

by plshalp October 12, 2023

Lei

Lei is trying not to be disillusioned by everything and everyone. Mia is her one light and purpose. Lei ironically is sleeping in the safest place she has ever lived. Some things went missing in her current home but the people here are not trying to murder her. Bright side!

Lei is single because she needs to be and prioritizes love. She is focused on manifesting a long term home and resources.

by Freeasabird December 31, 2019

No-de-ley

Like orale but nope

The negative counterpart to 'orale'

See you soon? He asked as I tried to still seem interested

No-de-ley... Sounds good I responded

by Evil Intent July 3, 2021

Lei Babe

A person or thing that loves to wear and appreciates all things lei.

Hoy! Keoni is taking a lei po’o workshop with Hanu Haku Leis.

Ah, he’s such a Lei Babe!

by anonymous September 27, 2022

Kai-Lei

A kind and old souled girl, she is shy at first but when she decides you’re her person she will show you what it’s means to be cared for unconditionally. She thinks of the small things to make you smile on your hardest days and brightens the darkest nights. Don’t let go if you ever find one cause she is a rare type of human that’s even rarer then her name.

I need a Kai-lei in my life.

by Macaronni July 10, 2023

Leis

An extremely complicated drinking game commonly played in colleges on the eastern seaboard. Mostly played by sailing teams. Will take you years to master just in time to graduate.

Dude! My 6pm got cancelled, grab the natty light and lets play some leis!

by Meax2499 October 21, 2022