Lansing Suprise

When you go to Art Van Furnature and buy a love seat on clearance. That night, you decided to have Indian Food. You think to yourself, "damn... my shit will be runny and hot tonite.#windyshit" Suddenly realizing that perhaps today wasn't the best day to both replace your toilet and get Indian food, you desperately search for a place to shit.

The smell of a brand new, cheaply produced Art Van couch pulled you right in... you took of a coushion and hover over the painful springs

"Ow!" You say "spicy, spicy,spicy," you shout. "Fuck my ass, fuck my ass, the Indians have fucked my ass!" The runny diarrhea comes out of your asshole Ronnie and spicy runny and spicy spicy and runny and seeps into the cracks of the brand new couch. At first, you smell shit, but then, the 24 hour artificial couch with preservative Kickin and it starts to smell like citrus.

The next day, the preservative was wearing off. You went back to Art Van to return the couch but they won't let you because you got it on clearance so you shit on it again and drive through the display window with your 1998 Chevy Silverado and dump the shity couch on a fucked up matress.

"Oh fuck"

"What is it Manager Dave?"

"We've got another Lansing Suprise."

"Oh shit"

by AsherBigCock June 18, 2018

Lansprado

The broke kid in the group. Always appears to be penniless.

The one who always shows up with no money.
Never trust such people to be wise because they put their wants before their needs.
You might feel sorry for them but they too know that it is their fault why they are in such a situation now.

Larry: Heyyy......if you don't mind, could you lend me some money to buy the new Deadpool x anime crossover?
Barry: Wait, what? Not again, dude! When are you going to stop being such a lansprado, just like a cheap ripoff of the

new Cadbury spread.

by igenuinelyhopeyou'renotdogpoop March 16, 2019

Lansta

An annoying and clingy 17 year old who spends all his time on discord who thinks he's the best.

“God, Lansta is too clingy, I cant shake him off!”

“Yeah, the same happening to me.”

by Lansta October 13, 2020

Lanse Creuse Central Hs

A school where there is either white trash, basic bitches or feins

Y’all hear about Lanse Creuse Central Hs, they goin out bad.

by love12forever October 20, 2020

Lansingburgh

Ok one Lansingburgh is not full of "wankstas" that would crappy downtown troy and most of Lansingburgh is Skaters and there are preps that no1 really likes and its only about 50% thats on welfare and again that would be the southern part so try again Lil Homie Diaz

Sponserer 1:"Did you see how good that skater in Lansingburgh was?"

Sponserer 2:"Yeah, you mean the one in front of PriceChopper?"

Sponserer 1:"yea wanna sponser him?"

Sponserer 2:"HELLZ YEAH!!!!"

this happened to me!!!! and im not a "wanksta" either my pants are not past my ASS CRACK thts disgusting!!!!

by xIKONx August 9, 2009

lansdowne

a middle-size borough in delaware county (delco) in pa. it is 10 minutes from philadelphia. it doesnt have a good school district, but is you go to st. philomena (where i went) or st. charles, you'll be fine. incorporated in 1893, it is quite possibly the best town in the entire U.S. the town symbol is the old sycamore tree that is 400 years old. there is also a neighborhoood that is lansdowne post office but is part of upper darby township.

i moved to gay as shit drexel hill and i hate it so much. i miss living in lansdowne.

by lilbenji July 21, 2008

oppna lanskap

This is the best song ever. It was written by Ulf Lundell.

Is that oppna lanskap playing on the radio?

by smittyvanitsmeltolken March 6, 2007