Landen

The guy that cheers you up and fun to hang out with also the funniest guy you will ever meet

Landen is very cute

by Landen December 29, 2016

Landen

A cringy fuck-bag

Man he's such a Landen

by Tacohotdog October 17, 2019

Gorph Landes

A newer sex position often used by people who are of the younger generations. Developed in Delaware last year, two people are in the act of sex when the female poops on the males chest and proceeds to rub it with her vaginal area. The male then licks off of feces while eating the girl's vaginal area out and proceeds to then shit all over her face while she then gives him head.

"Oh baby gimme that Gorph Landes im so fucking horny!!"

by john smyth March 8, 2007

LanDodger

A person that repeatedly skips a LAN or tournament because they are bad or afraid of the results. An excuse is often used but is not needed.

Josh: What time are we LANing tonight?
Matt: Never, Kyle dodged LAN again.
Josh: That LanDodger will never get good. =(

by DrPwn May 11, 2008

lanced it

When you screw up anything, or make an uneducated comment on a topic or just general conversation.

You lanced it pretty good. Stop lancing it.

by White suburban November 25, 2014

Landen

The type of guy to be mean to everyone but have a soft spot for you. Landen is hated by many of your friends but loved by you. Landen makes you feel special. Even when you don't realize it. Once he leaves, you will. Trust me. He has this everlasting effect on you that has you thinking about him 24/7.

Damn, I really miss talking to Landen. He was so fun to talk to.

by whitegirl33604 January 10, 2022

Lanced

7. To be lied to repeatedly and unrepentantly by a narcissist.

"I'm getting divorced. I'm sick and tired of being LANCED."

by SherLee January 16, 2013