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Marcus Langlee 

A really skinny tall guy with a square head. He is well known to be the guy who never eats his food and rather eat fast for some reason. He always talks about anime but the anime he is refrencing he has never watched. But not all Marcus Langlees are like this, this is just the most common. Marcus Langlee can also be used to describe a guy who always talks about anime and never watched or watched very little the anime he is refencing. The orignal Marcus Langlee is the first ever person to be Pickleberried as that "word" did not exsist before he was shot in the back of the head by his friends in roblox. Most Marcus Langlees are also very cringe and make you want to die, they also like to pay to win in games and irl things. A Yashar (which is a unfunny gay furry) would be asked by many people where Marcus Langlee is and most Yashars will get mad and make furry noises.
I saw a wild Marcus Langlee in my house trying to kill me today.

Please help me I wrote a essay about how Marcus Langlees are worse than Yashars and Marcus Langlee fans started chasing me.
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A longley is a creature usually located around the area of Ashford, no one is quite sure what it is or where it came from, when one is spotted it is often mistooken for a gypsy which it bears resemblence to and some say spawned from. We know little about these creatures but we what do know is that they can be dangerous if approached.
Chav 1: Shit blad! i think i just seen a Pikey in dem bushes
Chav 2: Lets go beat him up and chor his gold!
Chav 1: innit!
Chav 3: Wait that aint no fuckin gypo thats a Longley!
Chav 1+2: Lets get out of here!
longley by Toby Fincham August 10, 2006

Tom Longley 

Look at that kid, Oh he is so Tom Longley
Tom Longley by BarrySc0tt October 1, 2018

Tom Longley 

Usually drives a hairdressers car e.g. BMW Z4.
See that guy in the 2 seater convertible, he's a total Tom Longley
Tom Longley by MaryBeth321 March 16, 2019

Langleyed 

Back before the dawn of modern medicine, illnesses festered to a frightening degree. These ranged from the common cold, to syphillis, to the plague. Especially during the plague, bodies would pile up in streets leaving an unbearable smell. When someone would walk past it close enough, the smell would permiate their clothes and skin leaving them stank for weeks. This is called Langleyed.
Forgive me Madame, walking to the market this morn I was langleyed by the corpses outside Ms. Cherry's
Langleyed by BadBadu March 5, 2011
langles, the infamous member on the Langan family known for being a bit "unique" in many aspects of life.

Renouned for his bizarre music taste, even more bizarre friends but suprisingly good taste in girls.

When langles is at a party, everybody gets chugged!
a typical phrase of Langles: "the party doesnt stop till everybody's chugged! including you pond boy!"
Langles by blackjam May 8, 2009

Langleped 

Langleped is a male predator with certain tendencies to think about small children, this is a rare species that is likely to be found in multicultural areas.i.e cliftonville or venezuala. It is said that if you cross these twisted individuals that you should put your head down and walk in the opposite direction to the mincing fiend.
Some times I wish these little langlepeds would be locked up for good.
Langleped by JedJno1 December 6, 2011