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Langleped 

Langleped is a male predator with certain tendencies to think about small children, this is a rare species that is likely to be found in multicultural areas.i.e cliftonville or venezuala. It is said that if you cross these twisted individuals that you should put your head down and walk in the opposite direction to the mincing fiend.
Some times I wish these little langlepeds would be locked up for good.
Langleped by JedJno1 December 6, 2011
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langered 

Very drunk, highly intoxiced, grossly inebriated etc...
Are you intending to get langered this coming Bank Holiday Weekend?
langered by Big Daddy Ede June 6, 2006
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langered 

so drunk that you can't stand up.
She was langered last night
She was so drunk she couldn't stand up.
langered by pad July 20, 2004
Someone who cares deeply, even though they show it only through ridicule and scorn. Always willing to help, never willing to let you forget that they did. Incredibly loving and supportive, but terrified to show it.
Langlee looked so amazing today.
Langlee by Valerie Kyries November 23, 2021

Marcus Langlee 

A really skinny tall guy with a square head. He is well known to be the guy who never eats his food and rather eat fast for some reason. He always talks about anime but the anime he is refrencing he has never watched. But not all Marcus Langlees are like this, this is just the most common. Marcus Langlee can also be used to describe a guy who always talks about anime and never watched or watched very little the anime he is refencing. The orignal Marcus Langlee is the first ever person to be Pickleberried as that "word" did not exsist before he was shot in the back of the head by his friends in roblox. Most Marcus Langlees are also very cringe and make you want to die, they also like to pay to win in games and irl things. A Yashar (which is a unfunny gay furry) would be asked by many people where Marcus Langlee is and most Yashars will get mad and make furry noises.
I saw a wild Marcus Langlee in my house trying to kill me today.

Please help me I wrote a essay about how Marcus Langlees are worse than Yashars and Marcus Langlee fans started chasing me.
Marcus Langlee by 123457890- May 2, 2023

langered 

Substitute for the word fingered, as coined by the subtle rudeboys/rudegirls of North West London.
My mate 'langered' that bar maid from Yates last weekend.
langered by Concerned Rudey June 24, 2007

Langleyed 

Back before the dawn of modern medicine, illnesses festered to a frightening degree. These ranged from the common cold, to syphillis, to the plague. Especially during the plague, bodies would pile up in streets leaving an unbearable smell. When someone would walk past it close enough, the smell would permiate their clothes and skin leaving them stank for weeks. This is called Langleyed.
Forgive me Madame, walking to the market this morn I was langleyed by the corpses outside Ms. Cherry's
Langleyed by BadBadu March 5, 2011
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026

pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
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