kristen:Hey do you rember me?
Other:I won't seem to ever forget you, it must be your amazin personality and great figure.
Other:I won't seem to ever forget you, it must be your amazin personality and great figure.
by Cuppycake01 October 8, 2008
Get the Kristen mug.Kristen is hands-down the highest level of human being you can possibly ever achieve. SHe has unlimited HP and has FIVE moves instead of four. Her type 1 is awesome and type 2 is genius. Her attacks are as follows: GEEK OUT. 647328 Damage. AIR BEND. Infinite damage. DUPLICATE. N/A damage. Attack multiplies her fucking awesome existence. AVADA KEDAVRA.
All and all, she's fucking kill you. And she's basically a ninja with unquestionable knowledge about Pokemon and Kingdom Hearts.
All and all, she's fucking kill you. And she's basically a ninja with unquestionable knowledge about Pokemon and Kingdom Hearts.
Kid 1: "Dude, I think I battled THE Kristen ... Or at least attempted to."
Kid 2: "YEAH. I heard she's climbin' in yo' windows, snatchin' up yo' people."
Kid 1: Word. Kristen - raped.
Kid 2: *just killed by Kristen in a ninja manner*
Kid 2: "YEAH. I heard she's climbin' in yo' windows, snatchin' up yo' people."
Kid 1: Word. Kristen - raped.
Kid 2: *just killed by Kristen in a ninja manner*
by 6RAM9 December 11, 2010
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by maculate February 6, 2005
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A very talented comic American actress.
One of the strongest performers currently on Saturday Night Live and among the funniest women in the show's history/Hollywood/the world.
Popular characters include Target Lady, Sue, Penelope and Aunt Linda.
One of the strongest performers currently on Saturday Night Live and among the funniest women in the show's history/Hollywood/the world.
Popular characters include Target Lady, Sue, Penelope and Aunt Linda.
Girl: Kristen Wiig's my idol. Did you catch her impression of Nancy Pelosi the other night on SNL?
Boy: No, should I?
Girl: Yes. Watch everything related to her on Youtube. You'll fall in love in no time.
Boy: No, should I?
Girl: Yes. Watch everything related to her on Youtube. You'll fall in love in no time.
by Maebe3 March 13, 2011
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Something so lifeless or useless (dead) that it out-deads even the lifeless-ness of Kristen Stewart's acting. This term first coined by Maria Walters, aka Masala Skeptic of Skepchick in the post "Reclipse: Yes, Twilight still sucks"
Something so lifeless or useless (dead) that it out-deads even the lifeless-ness of Kristen Stewart's acting. This term first coined by Maria Walters, aka Masala Skeptic of Skepchick in the post "Reclipse: Yes, Twilight still sucks"
by ariklkira November 14, 2012
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by malec123 February 13, 2018
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