kustera

A general work for a sexually transmitted disease/body malfunction/ache.

I think you have a case of kustera

by Kustera August 9, 2016

kosher bacon

Used to call out a fake statement.

Fool: Man, my new car can do 0-60 in 2.5 seconds. And I won it in a drawing at the local grocery store. I also killed a cop and got away with it.

Me: Yeah, I'll bet you got some kosher bacon too.

by Rabbi-me August 28, 2008

Skuter The Kooter

A snake that you use sexually when you want to get your girlfriend or wife pleasure in both orifices.(Bunghole and V-hole). Skuter the Kooter has been known to slither in and cause tremendous discomfort if not used properly, however the rattling affect of the tail makes many women weak in the knees.

Mark:Hey Dude, did u try out the "skuter the kooter" last night on your girl friend?

Alex:Yeah man, that shit was crazy! She woke the entire neighborhood! Then she was hissing for the next two days.

by Sir Duke October 12, 2006

Kosher Christian

A comical, slightly disparaging term for a Messianic Jew (aka a Jew for Jesus). That is, a Jewish person who believes Jesus Christ is the Messiah.

The date ended when she told me she was Jewish, but had accepted Jesus into her life, and I said, "Oh, you're a Kosher Christian?"

by MazurkaMatt May 21, 2006

kosher floss

a thong worn by a Jewish girl at the beach

she sure looks fine in that kosher floss

by rebelyid March 8, 2005

Kosher

A brand of pickles that has commonly been mistaken for a religion.

Wow...these Kosher pickles must have the highest point of connection to G-d.

by KosherBob January 4, 2021

Kosher Meats

Defined in DEUTERONOMY 14:3-21.

Orthodox Jews and Yahwists abstain from eating pork, lobster, shrimp, crab, clams, oyters and catfish as they are not kosher meats.

Beef, chicken, turkey, lamb and most fish are considered kosher.

by Mosheh N. EliYahu May 17, 2009