Knoming

To go Knoming is to fuck shit up. To break stuff, to burn people's property and to piss in the gas tank of a shitty 1983 Nissan mini van.

let's go knoming later and fuck some shit up

by Josh is a Tool March 4, 2009

knobetta

a female idiot or knob acts is a loser.
said jokely, in loving terms to your close friends. unnless said with anger in your tone of voice

rosie i cant belive you told him that....you KNOBETTA

by nyla September 29, 2004

KnobEye

An insulting term, mainly used by the Duffy of Uttoxeter, Staffs to express anger or distress.

See also CockEye

Fucking Hell, what you drank all the jack daniels for? you fucking knobeye!

That Sarah Mellor is a fucking knob eye, i really do wanna stab her.

Alex Reid is such a knob eye.

by Duffy69 June 3, 2007

Kjome

A norwegian slang term. Loose english translation is "lick me."

"Why don't you kjome?" or simply "Kjome!"

by kjome Buzzard! October 8, 2009

Knoester

Pronounced (New-ster). Commonly mispronounced (Kah-new-ster). The K in English is silent when followed by an N. Knoester is used to normally describe a man who looks like a bull dike. Normally found with a crappy foehawk haircut that looks like a dirty mop when not up.

That guy over there with the lesbian haircut looks like a real Knoester.

by Just the Tip ton November 22, 2010

Komer Syndrome

When an individual enjoys masturbation in public places. Most often truck stop restrooms and random senior living facilities.

I've got a bad case of Komer Syndrome. I'd better not go with you to visit your grandmother in the nursing home today.

by Joanie Loves Your Mom May 7, 2013

Komen

Verb - 1. The act of giving support (financial or otherwise) to an entity and then taking away that support only to return it after the public rebukes your idiocy.

For this to be a true "komen" the giver must be full of shit at all times.

2. When an Indian giver gives a gift of giving and grabs the giving gift back, only to give the giving gift back because the tribe said no wai.

Dude, he was totally Komening you when you brought up the cirwin thing.

That chick Jenna was totally Komening until the party goers shoved her face in a blender and made her say the alphabet backwards...twice

by givingover9000gifts March 7, 2012