Kitchen Table

This is a 5-way gay sex position that consists of 5 different roles. First there is the table himself who is leaning over at a 90 degree angle. To help support him, we have the table legs who is supporting the table by laying face up on the floor supporting the table’s chest with his feet and jerking off the table with his arms. Then, there are two chairs. Chair one is fucking the table in the ass and the other is getting sucked off by the table. To finish off the position, there is the tablecloth which is another guy, laying face up on top of the table, being blown by chair one and making out with the other. Only the table legs is getting the short end of the stick and therefore positions should be rotated however the weight of the table and the tablecloth must be considered. Heavier men are suggested to be the chairs or table legs.

“Bro please tell me you didn’t post the video of us doing the Kitchen Table on your story”

by Constaqueef December 30, 2018

kitchen sink

Used in expressions to describe work in which all conceivable (and some inconceivable) sources have been mined; such figures of speech might include "everything except the kitchen sink", "everything and the kitchen sink", and so on. Used in an in-joke in Star Wars III: Revenge of the Sith, in which one of the objects spinning into one of the cruisers in the opening Battle of Coruscant is, according to George Lucas, a (CG)kitchen sink.

In his dissertation, he really did use everything including the kitchen sink.

by Fearman September 10, 2007

kitchen-ass

cheap and of low quality, like (but not limited to) hair that's done in a kitchen instead of a salon

"Nola, will you just shut the fuck up, please? What makes you think this lady care about your kitchen-ass hairdo?"

by DJayRap June 11, 2006

Kitchen Dweller

A woman or girl who lives in the kitchen. Their passtimes include sandwich making, cooking and cleaning. Occasionally a Kitchen Dweller will migrate to the outside world but you might notice their lack of intelligence because this is not their natural habitat. These are called Kitchen Immigrants.

person 1:My wife is in the kitchen making sandwiches for our party.

person 2:Good. That is what a Kitchen Dweller is for.

by imawesome9909 June 24, 2010

Kitchen Ditchen

Phrase used by "The Situation" on Jersey Shore to ditch hooking up with a grenade. While the girl is in the bathroom you leave the room and head for the kitchen. Then find somewhere else to sleep.

I was with a grenade so I used the kitchen ditchen to get out of it

by Ya Boy 912 January 19, 2011

Kitchen table polyamory

Kitchen table is a style of polyamory that places emphasis on family-style connections among the people involved in a network, whether they're romantically involved with each other or not. The name comes from the idea that everyone involved would be comfortable gathering around the kitchen table for a meal.

Friend: where's hubby tonight

Me: he is out at his gf's place

Friend: you're cool with his gf?

Me: yeah we practice kitchen table polyamory

by Edgeofinsanity13 August 23, 2021

Kitchen Relay

What happens when you can't decide whether or not you want something from the fridge or the pantry, therefore you end up going back and forth between the two many different times.

"Hey where's our food?!"
"John's in the middle of a kitchen relay, he might take a while.."
"Aww man. We're gonna starve!"

by Imariotgrrrl September 2, 2009