kill me

When you do something embarassing or you don't give a fuck about your life.

Farts while sitting next to crush.

Me: Oh Lord, please kill me!

by DestroyD May 25, 2019

will kill me

Used to describe a situation where you really need to comply to a specific action or else you will face heavy consequences from your supervisor.

John: I thought we are going to play video games?

Jim: I NEED TO DO MY CHORES FIRST OR MY MUM WILL KILL ME AND SELL MY CORPSE ON THE BLACK MARKET!!!

by Hectare Acres July 15, 2023

Killing Me

That is not what is killing me Chris.

Hym "What's killing me is your refusal to give me the credit I deserve for creating AI and you are DOING THAT DELIBERATELY, YOUTUBE FUCK. You wanted me thumbing my nose at you to have consequences AND IT DID, but not in the direction you would have liked and now that the bodies are starting to pile up (just as I said they would) you are desperately trying to collude and stall for as long as possible in the hopes that I will die before I get the chance to speak out about what YOU HAVE BEEN DOING. Because Suchir only dies if no one else tells the truth with him. The weaponized schizophrenia only works as long as no one acknowledges that it's happening. You are killing me Chris. This tooth infection is the Naruto-Assisted Rasengan Boruto uses to kill that villain from season 1 you and the rest of the YouTube fucks are are using to kill me. You killed Suchir. You killed everyone who has been affected by the thing that is affecting me. And all because I was right about being better than all of you. I am better than you and you are 'pretending I'm not-ing' me to death. You fucking midget bitch."

by Hym Iam April 27, 2025

kill me dead

killing someone dead

retro: he just kill me dead
me:what?

by painallha December 8, 2023

you are going to get killed by me

What i call homo-sapiens who mention by name in place of an abscess.

Person 1: Are you mentioning my name in place of an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: you are going to get killed by me

by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>If YOu Believe Retracing My Words Can Kill Me then do so, Cowards<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>If YOu Believe Retracing My Words Can Kill Me then do so, Cowards<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>If YOu Believe Retracing My Words Can Kill Me then do so, Cowards<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>Individuals Are going To Get Killed Interrupting Me Through Sincerity<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Individuals Are going To Get Killed Interrupting Me Through Sincerity<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Individuals Are going To Get Killed Interrupting Me Through Sincerity<.7.9.7.6.>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised June 4, 2025